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03-19-2013, 11:01 PM
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I just got a nice chuckle out of the debate we all had. Of all kinds of ambiguous figures to talk about like Chomsky, Guevara, Malcolm X, etc. We had one on Lil Wayne. Goddammit.

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Ok, so I need to go but real quick, an example:

I'm eating dinner at my ex's house. It was the first time I had ever met her parents and we were both equally as nervous. During some time in the middle of dinner her Dad was talking about their family.
"We're all positive here Sean." he said, "I'm positive, Joanna's mother is positive, we're just real positive people through and through, you understand?" I nodded.

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dude, Sean, I knew where that joke was going even before you finished it.
for some reason i lost it at, "i nodded"

and btw, what was their reaction?

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Ok, so I need to go but real quick, an example:

I'm eating dinner at my ex's house. It was the first time I had ever met her parents and we were both equally as nervous. During some time in the middle of dinner her Dad was talking about their family.

"We're all positive here Sean." he said, "I'm positive, Joanna's mother is positive, we're just real positive people through and through, you understand?" I nodded. "Even my brother who was just a positive kind of guy all the way to his death." He looks at my girlfriend at the time. "You remember sweetie? She remembers the day he passed."

I say, "Was he HIV positive?"

That's an example of how I am. Nervous = terrible jokes.
Oh, ****. They had to be laughing at that.

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LOL i was in the middle of typing something when i hit the wrong button and posted it by accident. It was only like halfway through the post so I typed "hfjhsd" until i could finish. lol

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They actually were not. lol Surprisingly.

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I just got a nice chuckle out of the debate we all had. Of all kinds of ambiguous figures to talk about like Chomsky, Guevara, Malcolm X, etc. We had one on Lil Wayne. Goddammit.
I was honestly about to post: ****ing Lil Wayne... Tearing apart friends one sip at a time.

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Ok, so I need to go but real quick, an example:

I'm eating dinner at my ex's house. It was the first time I had ever met her parents and we were both equally as nervous. During some time in the middle of dinner her Dad was talking about their family.

"We're all positive here Sean." he said, "I'm positive, Joanna's mother is positive, we're just real positive people through and through, you understand?" I nodded. "Even my brother who was just a positive kind of guy all the way to his death." He looks at my girlfriend at the time. "You remember sweetie? She remembers the day he passed."

I say, "Was he HIV positive?"

That's an example of how I am. Nervous = terrible jokes.
Quoted because the last one was half of this.

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I was honestly about to post: ****ing Lil Wayne... Tearing apart friends one sip at a time.
At this rate we are going to debate about Selena Gomez before descending into an all out war over Carly Rae Jepsen and if we should call or not.

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dudee... i'm juuust getting over it too. ****ing hate it. ****. **** *****es...women

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Knowing SFW, he'd never call her. That's what the phone corporations would want. He communicates with grass fed pigeons that carry messages scribbled on papyrus.

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I'm going to make 1,000 sausages. Making sausages is such a therapeutic thing. Light a candle, put on some music...

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dudee... i'm juuust getting over it too. ****ing hate it. ****. **** *****es...women
I sympathize, but it really isn't constructive to collectivize all women. I dislike the 'all men are pigs' comments, and I'm sure they dislike generalizations about their gender, as well.

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Knowing SFW, he'd never call her. That's what the phone corporations would want. He communicates with grass fed pigeons that carry messages scribbled on papyrus.
You have no idea how difficult it is to separate the pith from the stem. Takes hours at a time. But, if that's what it takes...

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dude, Sean, I knew where that joke was going even before you finished it.
for some reason i lost it at, "i nodded"

and btw, what was their reaction?
lol Yeah I saw you got the half version.

They pretty much responded the way I get responses to any of those awkward situation I put myself in. I'm sure Bob can find a gif that explains it perfectly.

btw, I got pulled over once and the Cop asked, "whose car is this?" I said, "My Grandmas" he asked "Whose rolling papers are those?" I said, "My Grandmas" he asked, "You got anything in the trunk I should know about?" I said, "My Grandma"

lol He actually laughed and his partner patted me on the back and they ultimately let me go without even searching the car or the trunk.

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Only if he's a Lil Wayne fan.

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Funny enough, I had a pill problem during the summer. Don't push me back toward the darkest time of my life.

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lol Yeah I saw you got the half version.

They pretty much responded the way I get responses to any of those awkward situation I put myself in. I'm sure Bob can find a gif that explains it perfectly.

btw, I got pulled over once and the Cop asked, "whose car is this?" I said, "My Grandmas" he asked "Whose rolling papers are those?" I said, "My Grandmas" he asked, "You got anything in the trunk I should know about?" I said, "My Grandma"

lol He actually laughed and his partner patted me on the back and they ultimately let me go without even searching the car or the trunk.
Nice haha.

I remember one time on New Jersey Transit, with my friend who posts here, it was going home after a Ranger game. We got to our seats on the train and all and I gave the guy the tickets. The conductor came then and said that our age wasn't appropriate for the tickets or something like that and my friend just starts interrogating the conductor about his life and our ages.

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