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Originally Posted by Squidward
I might be moving to Montana next year....
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The following is brought to you by the Montana Department of Tourism:
"Are you a loner? Are you a psychopathic wacko? Are you uncomfortable in your current
surroundings? Are you looking for a new place to hole up and hide
out?! Come to beautiful Montana, the last, best place, and the
last place anyone would ever look for you!
Montana has a long heritage as a place to hide! From Charles
Manson's summer home on Flathead Lake, Ted Bundy's buffalo ranch
. . . even Jimmy Hoffa, buried in the floor of Metro Park Arena!
Miles and miles of beautiful countryside, with neighbors that
will leave you alone to mail your bombs and print your bad checks
(unless you tick them off - then they'll form a posse and take
care of you themselves).
So if you're the nutcase leader of a fringe, extremist, racist,
uneducated, inbred, child-abusing, wife-beating, couldn't follow
a law if you wrote it yourself, ostracized by family and friends
'cause you're a looney, like to wear a camisole and pumps with
your camouflage, your last girlfriend ate from a trough and slept
in a barn, fraudulent waste of oxygen hate group . . . then come
on in to Montana! But be warned, we'll find you soon!"
Sorry, Squid 