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03-28-2013, 11:52 PM
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Rayzor Burns: A Collection of Rob Ray's finest phrases

I think it's time we start to collect the incoherent phrases, names, sayings, descriptions, and other verbiage that Ray spews out during broadcasts. I've taken the liberty of starting the collection. PLEASE feel free to add.


Brontu You by Rob "Me" Ray
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Phrases:

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...had a nice heads up job
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took a shot, it wasn't too much on it
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he was able to not make the save
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doesn't wanna take any chances risk
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see it riiiiight..heeeere..gotta get taking the shot
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lacksadaisily
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too laxed
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No, not a Tall
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Sabres aren't playing really good
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generanin' opportunity
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unable to capalalize
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can't capalatize
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see the puck come in sider here
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there was only ONE opportunity! and the second one went in
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can't afford a free opportunities
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gotta get back to what...they'd Sabres had have success
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he's gonna be the one to direct that play, or not
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his arm clinched tight
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it was just a momentum took him!
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help out a lid bit
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probably the only thing that there wasn't a lot of this game is a physical
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he got that blocker side stick side to make a save
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a very nice pass across ice stop
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he was a little indecision there!
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in just sometimes very questionable play
Miller lets in an unscreened backhanded flutterer from the blueline:
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Miller had NO chance on that one!
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Panthers got running around in their zone
Sabres get outplayed for an entire period:
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Not a bad period there by the Sabres!
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Guys did a greet job down low
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a result of some good hard work
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Miller seen that shot from the point
While on radio:
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we're going to show you riiiiight.....heeeere...yeah
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they played good
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address the situation
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came acrosst
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the most fantastic thing you can awesome do!
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You don't wanna go into the net with your stick around your waist area
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Makes a perfectly placed shot
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Got a nice job
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You see his legs continuing moving
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Makes a nice job
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Make something that was not there
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Holtby is a 7-4 record
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He is a heck of a mark!
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Sabres D Protects Ovetchin from coming to the inside
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He was not meant it in any way
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Done a nice job every since
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Forcing Washington make quick passes
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His stick attempts to play the puck
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A perfectly placed far side
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Foligno atracking two guys
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Right out challengings
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Turn up the physical side
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The shot got through and ahumdebrmbub Leino
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A shot, and He just hits the post ... Off
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Linesmen picking up all the slivers
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Sabres didn't kine go on the offense enough
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Nice stoppening and start by Pominville
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Ryan went for the poke chuck
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Big reason why that opportunity was open up
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when they're in there, they're coming up
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opened up the lane for Alfredsson step in
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Not being over persprkrpck...over persprkbspburp... here
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the Islander Senators
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goals agaynst
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good decision in his part!
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ready to raid to right there to get the puck
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needle him a little bit. keep pecking away
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one of those guys that's always gonna be in the face
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they gotta get their heads on out of a little more of a swivel
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he let that go hard!
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Looking for the redirecsh, the tip
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Trying to be a last stitch effort
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good battle there, front of the Sabres
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Blocks a little pass there
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he's got a heads up
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kind of inalertently
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steps down onto him
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giving shots at each other
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give him his own cross checks to Drew
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Ryan Miller touched it right until the bitter end of this period
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Kinda instaly goes after him
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he got thrown out the initial
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wasn't able to get stopped
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trying to pounce it off something
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Gerbe's sorry
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Finds its way thru the five hole lehner to put themselves up two here
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If they can play against these guys, get 'em wear 'em down
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Lot of mucking along the wall, a lottle battle work
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(*Three guys named) either one of them can get a goal
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You're just not seeing pat Scott and John Scott and Ott do it, you're seeing everyone do it
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This is a guys who's starts to come at 'me
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He doesn't have much of a helmet on
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They're kinda got caution on their mind
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This was a case of the bad bounce
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Great opportunity to here by Winnipeg (*note: it was a Buffalo chance)
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Gets to the net position
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Take a look at the shot leaders .. Miller is first with 1201
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They gotta drive through the net
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I don't think there's no way they miss
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Cutting that shot line off
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Exactly what they want the Montreal have to do this afternoon (*note: it was a night game)
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Talk about a little premeditated right there
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What's the biggest difference between?
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a little bit of a turnover



Player Names:
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Nathan Girbay
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Victor Hedamin
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Alex Golcheneak
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Greg O'Renko (Mikhail)
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Alex Golchenkov
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Alex Golchanick
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Eric Wiresotch
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Milan Mahanek
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Steve Nash
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Frans Tavares
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Andrei Litiniov
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Andrei Loktineeov
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Dmitri Kilulokov
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Jonathan Hurburdeau
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Jonathan Yourberdeau
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Tomoss Kopeckie
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Mike Richards (Rangers)
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Colin Greenberg
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Nathan Kadri
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Alex Ovatchin
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Jew Stafford
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Jacob Silverbig
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Daniel Alderson
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Ondrej Palavick
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David Bufflin
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Brandon Purst


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After getting totally outplayed after a period.

"Not a bad period by the sabres"

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After getting totally outplayed after a period.

"Not a bad period by the sabres"
Can't believe that was omitted. That's patented.

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The guys did a "greet job" down low.
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I was beginning to think that he was trying to slip as much innuendo into his comments as possible, but I doubt his deadpan is that good.

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Steve Nash.

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Needs more Greg O'Renko

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When describing anything...."he did a nice job." I swear he will say it 150 times a game, drives me nuts. Also, does anyone else notice how awkward RJ responds to Ray at times?

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"Miller seen that shot from the point..."

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"Miller seen that shot from the point..."
This is one of my favorites. West side Italian grammar in a Canadian, Rob Ray accent. It's beautiful.

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"We're going to show you right here"

Radio audience looks around for what Rob Ray is showing them, drives car off road.

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From the first Devils game when Rayzor and RJ struggled big time with Andrei Loktionov:

Andrei Litiniov
Andrei Loktineeov

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"they played good"
Heard that at the end of last nights game. Also:

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"Tomas Kopecky (its pronounced Kopetski)"

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Don't forget calling Brad Richards Mike!

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After almost every goal against the Sabres:
"Miller had no chance"

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I think we need JBuds phonetic spelling from the GDT predictions to accuratley transcribe some of what he's really saying...

I kind of want to start timing his sentences...some of them go on FOR EVER...

When this thread is done someone has to send a link to Ted Black...we need to get Duff in the booth full-time.

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I'm a big fan of when someone "addresses the situation"

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"Miller seen that shot from the point..."
This is the worst of the bunch.

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I'm a big fan of when someone "addresses the situation"
this over and over and over again

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More player names:

Nathan Gerbay

and my favorite, the Irishman:

Greg O'Renko

Poor guy has taken one too many punches to the head.

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Can't believe that was omitted. That's patented.
I actually have a script for that in game day chat... (read: more of you need to join the game day chat )

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"Nathan gerbaay"

^oops i see someone else beat me to it.

Should be good if he has to attempt Zemgus Girgensons or Jerome Gauthier Leduc.

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"That's a result of some good hard work right there"

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He honestly sounds drunk Or waaaayyy too stupid to be doing an NHL broadcast....

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I distinctly remember Rayzor's Galchenyuk butcher as "Galchenkov"

Galchenyuk+Volchenkov=...

Edit: after looking through my posts, I also found him calling Colin Greening "Greenberg"


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I think we need JBuds phonetic spelling from the GDT predictions to accuratley transcribe some of what he's really saying...

I kind of want to start timing his sentences...some of them go on FOR EVER...

When this thread is done someone has to send a link to Ted Black...we need to get Duff in the booth full-time.
Maybe Rayzor reads those posts and tries to pronounce them that way

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