You can hurt yourself trying to shave your back. A shoulder pops back into place easily enough though. Seems a shame to waste $ on a hooker though.
A good trick for back shaving: lie down on your back on a fresh tarred roof, wait for a couple of hours and then get up as fast as you can. Success guaranteed.
A good trick for back shaving: lie down on your back on a fresh tarred roof, wait for a couple of hours and then get up as fast as you can. Success guaranteed.
A good trick for back shaving: lie down on your back on a fresh tarred roof, wait for a couple of hours and then get up as fast as you can. Success guaranteed.
I'm sure it would work, but the hooker seems like a better idea. Plus if she can do my back in under an hour......
I'm sure it would work, but the hooker seems like a better idea. Plus if she can do my back in under an hour......
Maybe... but with my solution, you're granted the gift of time. you can do whatever you want that can be done will lying down on your back... don't ask what, I'm pretty sure you are able to find something on your own. I'm only showing you the path.
Maybe... but with my solution, you're granted the gift of time. you can do whatever you want that can be done will lying down on your back... don't ask what, I'm pretty sure you are able to find something on your own. I'm only showing you the path.
I prefer McPhee's solution, which is "the gift of time", but spent with a lady of leisure. Plus he gets to do whatever he wants - on his back, sitting down, standing, whatever. Now, if you think a hooker is too expensive, you obviously haven't recently replaced the roofing on your house.
I prefer McPhee's solution, which is "the gift of time", but spent with a lady of leisure. Plus he gets to do whatever he wants - on his back, sitting down, standing, whatever. Now, if you think a hooker is too expensive, you obviously haven't recently replaced the roofing on your house.
Exactly. Lucky we're here to form these innocent minds.
It was July, when I parked 3km [cheaper]from the Jazzfest and while walking up St.Laurent with my 15 year old daughter and friend, I identified a few working girls. I told them that's what happens if you don't stay in school, or learn roofing.
Exactly. Lucky we're here to form these innocent minds.
It was July, when I parked 3km [cheaper]from the Jazzfest and while walking up St.Laurent with my 15 year old daughter and friend, I identified a few working girls. I told them that's what happens if you don't stay in school, or learn roofing.
Come on, you don't have to replace your roof. You squat one that is being replaced. Not that I don't enjoy passing time with a lady of leisure, but I don't have enough money. So squatting a freshly replaced roof is always the way to go.
Come on, you don't have to replace your roof. You squat one that is being replaced. Not that I don't enjoy passing time with a lady of leisure, but I don't have enough money. So squatting a freshly replaced roof is always the way to go.
Laying on your back on the roof is one thing. Squatting is quite another.
