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04-07-2013, 12:42 AM
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Steve Mason's Magical Journey through History

Our savior Steve Mason has had a long and glorious path throughout history.

It's said that at the moment of creation, god gave to our new savior Steve Mason


Steve Mason travelled the world and used many names throughout his lifetime. He had a brief stay in the area of Macedon leading great marches. He was known as Alex the Great at that time.


Much of his life for the next 1500 or so years has been lost to history, but recent documents show that he may have been known as King Henry VIII in the 16th century


He disappeared again for a few hundred years before being seen using the name George Patton. He once again led a great military force to great victories.


Mason is seen here giving his famous "We choose to go to the moon" speech


In his free time, he met with Nikita Krushchev


After choosing to go to the moon, he made the technological advanced to get there. Here he is seen with his crew from the moon landing


At the height of the Cold War, he demanded Mikhail Gorbachev tear down the Berlin wall


Last summer he won the Stanley Cup


This February, he won the Super Bowl


He recently stepped down as Pope to come save us.


Kim Jong Bryzgalov recently started causing problems around here


And we soon acquire our savior Steve Mason. Could all of this be coincidence? Maybe it's because I've been drinking, but I don't believe it is. All this points to Steve Mason saving the Flyers, the world, and the Universe.

Join the Church of Mason today while you still have a chance.

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Hulk Hogan has tattoos of Steve Mason's face as he is a strong supporter of the Church of Mason. He's a real american that fights for the rights of every man. If hulk hogan supports the Church of Mason, so should you.

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I'm not jumping on the Mason train yet

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I'm not jumping on the Mason train yet
You will once he cures tumors.

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perhaps its bc i have been drnking myself, or bc kim-jong-ilya is amazing, that i will post for the first time in decades and say, yes.. yes !!!! yay unto you mason

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Steve Masons tears can cure aids yet he never crys

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On July 26, 1991 Paul Reubens (AKA Pee Wee Herman) was arrested for masturbating in public. On that same day, Steve Mason was awarded a medal... for masturbating in public.

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Its a new era....Steve Mason is in!!!!!

Steve Mason and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

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I like how half the people that posted in the thread are from the lounge.

This is a dreadful thread, was expecting so much more from (non-mod) Krishna.

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