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04-13-2013, 05:20 PM
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I wonder how this makes DVM feel.
Well, taking into account that she never helps me, I am clearly in no need of help.

On the other hand, considering I'm with Duckaroosky, I am clearly in need of help.

Gotta hate a paradox.

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04-13-2013, 05:31 PM
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Well, taking into account that she never helps me, I am clearly in no need of help.

On the other hand, considering I'm with Duckaroosky, I am clearly in need of help.

Gotta hate a paradox.


She's helping you by not helping you, perhaps.

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She's helping you by not helping you, perhaps.
None of your domestic abuser empowerment doublespeak, damn you!

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Well, taking into account that she never helps me, I am clearly in no need of help.

On the other hand, considering I'm with Duckaroosky, I am clearly in need of help.

Gotta hate a paradox.
What in the what? I help you by occupying your other season ticket seat so you don't have to try and sell it to an opposing fan. Geez... ****ing ungrateful *******.

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So pretty good first period at national championship.

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Someone felt the need to share this on Facebook for some reason so I'm going to disturb all of you with it as well.


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Watching the game on NBC. A lot of the McDonald's commercial. When is it a burrito and when is it a wrap? Is it because it has lettuce and sandwich-type stuff in it?

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Watching the game on NBC. A lot of the McDonald's commercial. When is it a burrito and when is it a wrap? Is it because it has lettuce and sandwich-type stuff in it?
It's a white man's burrito. It's the type of food someone makes at home when they have all the sandwich fixin's, but no bread. I'm calling it now, the next thing they come up with is a long burger on a hot dog bun.

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It's a white man's burrito. It's the type of food someone makes at home when they have all the sandwich fixin's, but no bread. I'm calling it now, the next thing they come up with is a long burger on a hot dog bun.
My impression is it's less about not having bread and more about following fad low-carb diets. But yeah, it could be trying to "whiten" it up to be less ethnic.

Who the **** invented "carb" as a word anyways? Maybe part of the reason you're fat is because you're too lazy to say the whole 4 syllables.

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04-14-2013, 03:37 PM
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My impression is it's less about not having bread and more about following fad low-carb diets. But yeah, it could be trying to "whiten" it up to be less ethnic.

Who the **** invented "carb" as a word anyways? Maybe part of the reason you're fat is because you're too lazy to say the whole 4 syllables.
Listen Snark... It's not laziness it's being efficient.


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My impression is it's less about not having bread and more about following fad low-carb diets. But yeah, it could be trying to "whiten" it up to be less ethnic.

Who the **** invented "carb" as a word anyways? Maybe part of the reason you're fat is because you're too lazy to say the whole 4 syllables.
isn't carbohydrate 5 syllables?

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I have it on good authority you can put anything in a tortilla
Cheese Whiz and shame.

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We have to be celibate, huh?
If you're blue long enough, it goes to purple?


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If you're blue long enough, it goes to purple?

I always wondered what the colors meant.

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Looks really bad, but could have been worse. Imagine those bombs going off when everybody was lined up in the beginning...

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Really hope there's some way I can volunteer to help. Unfortunately with situations like this the only thing I can do is donate blood.

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