Yeah, there are plenty of player images that around the right size but everything that was full body + a suit was huge. It was either I crop it and you just get a face shot or I just say **** it and re-size the smallest thing I could find. By themselves they don't look too horrible but the morphing is more obvious when you look at the .gifs side by side.
You could always scale them down a bit and then crop afterwards to avoid skewing the aspect ratio.
How is it going with these? I agree to use the other feather pic posted. Requesting Stalberg Avy, "Peaked my way off team.",may be too many words or "Premature Peaker"
There's definitely some juvenile humour potential with that theme. All about peaking too early and the mess it leaves afterwards. Then there's the, uh, "performance enhancing" drugs that can extend peaks and stop premature climaxes (not that I know anything about that). A "sexist" theme after last night could fit here too. Both would probably be very offensive, although that's why I like them.