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04-18-2013, 06:12 PM
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As a HUGE SOAD fan, that was the best thing I've ever read. Although you have to explain the last verse to me. Is Callahan lying about how well the team played? Is Christensen too shy, as in he shies away from contact?
Referencing Callahan's overly vanilla media answers that brush aside the problems with this team.

EC just needs to be involved in everything because his awkward, creepy, bashful hilariousness is awesome.

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To whom? Hank is the only deserving choice, and I'm not sure goalies can win it.

Stepan maybe?

There has been very little "extra effort" from the 2012-2013 NYR.
Stepan is the only logical choice, IMO.

And why is it being awarded today? Isn't it handed out before the second last home game?

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04-18-2013, 06:17 PM
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Every bubble team in need of a win that has played the Panthers recently has beaten them by several goals. Watch this abortion of a franchise promptly lose to them tonight.

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Referencing Callahan's overly vanilla media answers that brush aside the problems with this team.

EC just needs to be involved in everything because his awkward, creepy, bashful hilariousness is awesome.
It's too bad only a few people can give you credit for that. How many people understand the references? I wrote a pretty great poem about Glen Sather, going from Edmonton to NY (actually mostly about Edmonton). Like 99% of people in NY won't get it.

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04-18-2013, 06:19 PM
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It's too bad only a few people can give you credit for that. How many people understand the references? I wrote a pretty great poem about Glen Sather, going from Edmonton to NY (actually mostly about Edmonton). Like 99% of people in NY won't get it.
I'm so glad we have a number of SOAD fans on here to pick up on it. I wrote that crappy piece in like.....2 minutes lol.

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04-18-2013, 06:20 PM
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We're rolling 3 lines and two defensive pairings.

Wake up (Wake up)
Throw a dump and play a little chase up.
Bench Powe to negate away trading Mike Rupp.
(Bench Powe to negate away trading Mike Rupp.)
Why'd you leave Vlad Tarasenko on the table?
Here you go create another fable!

(Brad Richards!)
Throw a dump and play a little chase up.
(Jeff Halpern!)
Bench Powe to negate away trading Mike Rupp.
(Chris Kreider)
Why'd you leave Vlad Tarasenko on the table?
(Zuccarello!)
Here you go create another fable!
(Tortorella)

I don't think you trust, in, my,
Offensively bereft system, guy
I, cry, when Larry Brooks deserves to die!

Repeat Verse 1

Repeat Verse 2

Repeat Chorus 1

Sather! (Redden!)
Sather! (Drury!)
Sather! (Gomez!)
Sather! (Kotalik!)
Sather! Into your hands I commit my contract
Sather! Into your hands, why have you am-nest-ied me?
In your eyes, am-nest-ied me
In your thoughts, am-nest-ied me
In your cigar, am-nest-ied me

Oh, trust in my, overpaid Torts kinda Guy
I cry when Callahan continues to lie
Oh my, Is Brad Richards ****ing high?
I cry when Eric Christensen is too shy.
I saw them do this song live. But it was raining pretty hard, so I can't tell if it was this version or not.

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04-18-2013, 06:22 PM
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Most important game of the year so far.

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04-18-2013, 06:23 PM
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This team doesnt deserve anything if they fail to win tonight.

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04-18-2013, 06:26 PM
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This team doesnt deserve anything if they fail to win tonight.
If they lose tonight, I'm going to personally ruin Chris Drury's Christmas 8 months from now.

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04-18-2013, 06:27 PM
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I saw them do this song live. But it was raining pretty hard, so I can't tell if it was this version or not.
Super secret B-side.

Bought it from the Rangers Itunes feed along with other gems such as:

"Don't Stop Believing (in the system)"

"Yellow Bedwetter" ft. Matt Gilroy

The ever patriotic, "Torts Wont Dress the MZA"

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If they lose tonight, I'm going to personally ruin Chris Drury's Christmas 8 months from now.
The Rangers ruin my Christmas just about every year.....and every other day.

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I'm so glad we have a number of SOAD fans on here to pick up on it. I wrote that crappy piece in like.....2 minutes lol.
Well my poem about Sather that I just talked about took a few days. So you win.

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04-18-2013, 06:28 PM
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What are teh lines?
I am afraid to see them. Here's a guess.

First sequence of shifts for the game:
Nash Stepan Callahan
Zuccarello Richards Clowe
Hagelin Brassard Kreider
Pyatt Powe Asham

Second sequence of the game:
Nash Stepan Callahan
Zuccarello Richards Clowe
Hagelin Brassard Powe
Pyatt Powe Asham (to get 1 minute)
Kreider

Third sequence:
Rearrange positions such that everyone is playing in spots they are unfamiliar with.

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04-18-2013, 06:31 PM
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I'm done with Torts as a coach. Those comments about Kreider are unnecessary.

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04-18-2013, 06:34 PM
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I'm done with Torts as a coach. Those comments about Kreider are unnecessary.
What did he say?

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I'm done with Torts as a coach. Those comments about Kreider are unnecessary.
What was said?

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I'm done with Torts as a coach. Those comments about Kreider are unnecessary.
oh great, what did he say?

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I am afraid to see them. Here's a guess.

First sequence of shifts for the game:
Nash Stepan Callahan
Zuccarello Richards Clowe
Hagelin Brassard Kreider
Pyatt Powe Asham

Second sequence of the game:
Nash Stepan Callahan
Zuccarello Richards Clowe
Hagelin Brassard Powe
Pyatt Powe Asham (to get 1 minute)
Kreider

Third sequence:
Rearrange positions such that everyone is playing in spots they are unfamiliar with.
Isn't that just called a regular thursday night in Tortarella-land?

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04-18-2013, 06:36 PM
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Super secret B-side.

Bought it from the Rangers Itunes feed along with other gems such as:

"Don't Stop Believing (in the system)"

"Yellow Bedwetter" ft. Matt Gilroy

The ever patriotic, "Torts Wont Dress the MZA"

and of course, "Over The Hill and Not Too Far Away" ft. Brad Richards
Ah yes I love that album. Let's not forget "Comfortably Dumb" feat. Chris Kreider, "Every shift is exactly the same" feat. Mike Sullivan on the Tenor Powerplay, and the heart-wrenching hair balland "Every defenseman has a turnover"

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Steve Zipay @stevezipay 37m
But Torts concedes he's not "crazy" about calling up kids at this point of the season
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Torts says brass discussed several AHL candidates for callup, decided on Kreider because of his speed

way to give that vote of confidence Torts

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04-18-2013, 06:38 PM
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Pyatt-Richards-Zucc,
Hagelin-Stepan-Callahan,
Clowe-Brassard-Nash,
Kreider-Powe-Asham.

per Pat Leonard. Wtf?

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He's sooooo gonna ruin kreiders development

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