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12-30-2003, 08:02 AM
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The Top Ten Reasons YOUR Columbus Blue Jackets Are In Last Place in the NHL

10. Sanderson still looking for his army papers
9. Probably something Knutsen did
8. After long dicussions while on acid trip, McConnell and MacLean decide Doug really is the best coach available
7. Saving thier energy for that early March playoff push
6. Damn biased refs only giving 13 powerplays per game
5. Due to clerical mixup by Eddie in Karma department, entire team was given the slump Nash was supposed to get for his sophmore season
4. Entire team getting frustrated with David Ling's over use of the catch phrase "Vegas, Baby!" every time a west coast road trip comes up
3. It's OK, they had Subway
2. Getting started on thier lockout plans early
And the number one reason YOUR Columbus Blue Jackets are in last place in the NHL

1. Two Words: Ovechkin Fever

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Hehe.

Kinda Thinking Ahead, but assuming the Blue Jackets finish in the bottem 3 of the NHL, I think the words Draft Lottery should be banned from this board in an effort not to Jynx this teams chances for Ovechkin.

Anyone agree?

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Good list!! I'm in on not mentioning those two words, also.

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Hehe.

Kinda Thinking Ahead, but assuming the Blue Jackets finish in the bottem 3 of the NHL, I think the words Draft Lottery should be banned from this board in an effort not to Jynx this teams chances for Ovechkin.

Anyone agree?
Chances? You have to be kidding me. The only chance you guys have of 1st overall is to finish last in the league AND have florida finish out of the top 5. Because everyone knows that Dudley is going to win the lottery. Read Article 3, Section 6, lines 12-13 of the Dudley/Devil contract.

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Chances? You have to be kidding me. The only chance you guys have of 1st overall is to finish last in the league AND have florida finish out of the top 5. Because everyone knows that Dudley is going to win the lottery. Read Article 3, Section 6, lines 12-13 of the Dudley/Devil contract.
florida can win it, and then trade it to columbus ... again.

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Read Article 3, Section 6, lines 12-13 of the Dudley/Devil contract.
LOL!!

Great top ten list.

No matter what happens, it looks like we're going to draft well. Not that we'll ever get that player on our team because he's sure to be destined for the huge payday of the super-sexy, world's greatest talent pool that is Russian hockey.

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Very good list. I think you hit them all.

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Even if we don't get Ovechkin, Olesz is looking really...really good. He'll go second, IMO.

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I'll tell you one thing about the BJ's. I don't envy your success, but I envy your position in the upcoming draft. I wish the Preds could handle getting a top 5 pick in the draft. Sadly, I don't think the fans would ever show again if we went into the crapper. Still, it would do so much for our team to get that one super star that this draft seems to have several of. You are in solid position for the future.

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I'll tell you one thing about the BJ's. I don't envy your success, but I envy your position in the upcoming draft. I wish the Preds could handle getting a top 5 pick in the draft. Sadly, I don't think the fans would ever show again if we went into the crapper. Still, it would do so much for our team to get that one super star that this draft seems to have several of. You are in solid position for the future.

We all know good teams all have good defensemen, and Nashville has that in spades in the system. Nashville will be a better team than Columbus for the near (3-4 years) future because of it, IMO

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