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04-23-2013, 02:20 PM
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Loll yeah, he calls something, they go on commercial break, they come back and he says something completely different.
"Et les arbitres ont sifflé sur le jeu ... Je ne vois pas pourquoi. Bref, nous saurons après la pause publicitaire!"

The whole time it is painfully obvious that the refs either gave a penalty (as indicated by their raised arm and the box opening) or an offside.

If the goalie doesn't go to the bench, he's often unsure if it's a penalty or not.

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04-23-2013, 02:26 PM
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"Un jeu à l'emporte-pièce."
"C'est (insert player name here) qui a tout orchestré sur ce jeu."
"On y va a qui mieux-mieux."
"C'est un lob, vers le centre de la patinoire."
"Tout est à recommencer."

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04-23-2013, 02:38 PM
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"Et ca n'ira pas plus loin".

While they are still fighting or about to drop.

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04-23-2013, 02:58 PM
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Anyone has Yalpe Nismou from attaque a 5?
Yalpé Nismou opened to the door to a few other suggestive fan names that got by the show's screeners. These names either scrolled in a loop at the bottom of the screen or were a featured question read by sexy host Evelyn:

ALVA GINSLAK
YVON LAFOURÉ
DAN L’CUL89
ANNA DAYGRO

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04-23-2013, 05:49 PM
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"Il retour au banc péniblement" - Must hear that 2-3 times per game.

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04-23-2013, 07:16 PM
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Inb4 Pierre Houde's Patrick Roy meme.

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04-23-2013, 07:29 PM
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"Il retour au banc péniblement" - Must hear that 2-3 times per game.
retourne

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04-27-2013, 09:28 PM
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un tir désespéré lollll

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04-27-2013, 09:49 PM
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Du hockey inspiré

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04-27-2013, 09:52 PM
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I really cannot stand when Houde say "L'Arcelleur".

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04-29-2013, 12:59 PM
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gaston therrien: les petits details

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04-30-2013, 08:49 PM
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Du brasse-camarade
Bousculade proche du filet

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04-30-2013, 09:05 PM
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Two that were already mentioned that are the two most over-used expressions by Pierre Houde:

"Filet ouvert!" and "Tir-passe"

Also often hear
"Il a maille a partir"
"Il n'y va pas de mains mortes"

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04-30-2013, 09:17 PM
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Passe a l'aveuglette!

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04-30-2013, 09:25 PM
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"Et on entend encore des murmures dans la foule"

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04-30-2013, 09:30 PM
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"..et on entend encore des murmures dans la foule"


''Le tir rate de peu'' when Brian Gionta get a shot WAY off

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05-01-2013, 03:30 AM
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Oyoyoyoye -Brunet

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05-01-2013, 08:05 AM
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If we're looking at some bloopers, I didn't see anyone mention one of my all-time faves.


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If we're looking at some bloopers, I didn't see anyone mention one of my all-time faves.

I did earlier in the thread .. one of my favorites also!

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05-01-2013, 01:32 PM
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Le jeune Vébère

Et nous sommes EXACTEMENT à mi-chemin dans cette période

Les Bulldogs jouent ce vendredi, en fait, ils jouent tous les vendredis


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05-01-2013, 03:34 PM
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Un peu de brasse-camarades, les amis.

Il a trouvé chaussure à son pied.

Un tir violent.

I've been paying more attention to Benoit Brunet's speech slurs, after reading this thread. He came up with another classic the other night when they were presenting their fake NHL end of season awards on AC, but can't remember the word he was stumbling on.

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05-01-2013, 03:38 PM
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When Subban shoots and it's blocked.

''Et *player name* retourne au banc péniblement''

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05-01-2013, 03:39 PM
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Temps d'arrêt demandé.

Le Canadien, en désespoir de cause.

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05-02-2013, 05:34 PM
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G. Therrien : " Moen a pas été capable de donner le rôle qu'on lui a donné "

Right.

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05-02-2013, 05:38 PM
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''Il rate un filet desert'' and ''il rate une occasion en or'' while the puck was obviously very bouncy and the faulty player was visibly in no position to take a shot gets me all the time.

Yeah Pierre, try putting a put in the net while you're not even looking at it because you are falling down, have your view blocked and said puck is rapidly moving while bouncing trough a crowd of players.

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