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2013 HFNYR Boardies ó Funniest Poster

View Poll Results: Funniest Poster?
-31- 27 52.94%
Killem Dafoe 11 21.57%
Bob Richards/Torey Krug Fan 6 11.76%
Ailurophile 3 5.88%
Machinehead 3 5.88%
JCresty 1 1.96%
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06-03-2013, 01:44 PM
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What exactly does this mean?
It's an elitist code that Killem won't share because he doesn't care about the middle class.

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06-03-2013, 01:46 PM
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I am an undecided voter:
1) The future hasn’t happened. From now until the end of voting, the candidates are going to say and do lots of things. Any of those things might be relevant or informative, from unforeseen Killem dominatrix videos, to deliberate shifts on policy positions, such as "doing it for the children", or "doing the right thing." Candidates are putting all the time and energy they have into trying to find ways to convince people to vote for them, mainly through visual videos of not PG content.

2) Deciding makes you irrelevant. If you know who you’re voting for, that candidate doesn’t need to win you over anymore, and the other candidates don’t need to try. If you’re undecided , the candidates are going out of their way to find out what you want and how they can give it to you. Why remove yourself and destroy your own influence? I don’t want candidates to ignore me; I want them to cater to me.

A perspective:

Being undecided makes sense if you do not love any of the candidates and neither are particular funny enough to warrant funniest poster. I think part of why people have trouble understanding undecided voters is that, to them, the choice is obvious. To an undecided voter, the choice may not be obvious, and all the candidates may suck and be equally unfunny, or all equally funny. Look at it from that perspective. If every option seems unspeakably awful, how do you choose one?

A clarification:

Being undecided does not mean being uninformed, as seen by the many PSA's by Killem and 31. There seems to be a perception that undecided voters are uninformed and stupid. I’d go so far as to say I’m the most informed voter I know, again as evidenced by Killem's and 31's constant slanders. I research the candidates’ positions on a wide variety of issues, including several they’re not talking about as much as I think they should. I can rattle off the names of bills I support and quote HFNYR posts from memory. I’m so committed to being informed that I’m waiting to be informed about things that haven’t happened yet.

A challenge:

Come and get me.

I keep seeing comments from people about how much they hate undecided voters. Well, I’m undecided because I’m open-minded. Come convince me! My vote is up for grabs! I might vote the way you want me to— but it’ll be because you’ve convinced me, not because you’ve written me off.

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I am an undecided voter:
1) The future hasnít happened. From now until the end of voting, the candidates are going to say and do lots of things. Any of those things might be relevant or informative, from unforeseen Killem dominatrix videos, to deliberate shifts on policy positions. Candidates are putting all the time and energy they have into trying to find ways to convince people to vote for them.

2) Deciding makes you irrelevant. If you know who youíre voting for, that candidate doesnít need to win you over anymore, and the other candidates donít need to try. If youíre undecided , the candidates are going out of their way to find out what you want and how they can give it to you. Why remove yourself and destroy your own influence? I donít want candidates to ignore me; I want them to cater to me.

A perspective:

Being undecided makes sense if you do not love any of the candidates and neither are particular funny enough to warrant funniest poster. I think part of why people have trouble understanding undecided voters is that, to them, the choice is obvious. To an undecided voter, the choice may not be obvious, and all the candidates may suck and be equally unfunny, or all equally funny. Look at it from that perspective. If every option seems unspeakably awful, how do you choose one?

A clarification:

Being undecided does not mean being uninformed, as seen by the many PSA's by Killem and 31. There seems to be a perception that undecided voters are uninformed and stupid. Iíd go so far as to say Iím the most informed voter I know, again as evidenced by Killem's and 31's constant slanders. I research the candidatesí positions on a wide variety of issues, including several theyíre not talking about as much as I think they should. I can rattle off the names of bills I support and quote HFNYR posts from memory. Iím so committed to being informed that Iím waiting to be informed about things that havenít happened yet.

A challenge:

Come and get me.

I keep seeing comments from people about how much they hate undecided voters. Well, Iím undecided because Iím open-minded. Come convince me! My vote is up for grabs! I might vote the way you want me toó but itíll be because youíve convinced me, not because youíve written me off.
Working on that right now

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06-03-2013, 01:48 PM
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If you can't decided between -31- or Killem, Bob Richards is right there.

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I loved -31-'s post/screenshot compairing fan-reaction after Nash/Boyle takes a penalty. Epic.

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If you can't decided between -31- or Killem, Bob Richards is right there.
The Ralph Nader of HFNYR.

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06-03-2013, 02:18 PM
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What exactly does this mean?

Also, even though Killem is probably my favorite poster on here... funniest has to go to -31
If you ask me, it's "laughing in real life" if you ask Bob, it's "licking inner right leg"... He's a weirdo.

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It's an elitist code that Killem won't share because he doesn't care about the middle class.
I heard you make certain people bad at playing basketball.

I'm just happy to be nominated for such a prestigious award.

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06-03-2013, 02:21 PM
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What I do with the inner right legs of the unwilling is none of your concern.

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06-03-2013, 02:23 PM
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If you ask me, it's "laughing in real life" if you ask Bob, it's "licking inner right leg"... He's a weirdo.



I heard you make certain people bad at playing basketball.
Erroneous.

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I just think the people have a right to know.

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Bob Richards has the Mod vote all sewn up. What happens in those condos?

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Bob Richards has the Mod vote all sewn up. What happens in those condos?
That's what I'm saying. I can hear the disco music now...

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We should come up with a "Beacon'd or Cresty'd" award where a trophy goes to the person who gets nominated but gets 1% of the vote. I am no match for the likes of Kill'em Dafoe and -31- or Torey Krug Fan. Even though -31-'s excessive campaigning has been a pain lately, I still have to go with my initial vote and nominate -31-.

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That's what I'm saying. I can hear the disco music now...
Just think of all the children that will be without a school.

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Are we allowed to question the candidates?

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Tell us a joke, -31-.

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I don't believe in jokes in the traditional sense. I envision a day when a chicken can cross the road without anyone questioning its motives.

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you guys aren't funny...

this is funny


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Makes you think...

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Make me think alright, I think you owe me two minutes and two seconds of my life back.


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You've just alienated a third of this board, Killem.

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Either your math is really bad or this board consists of far fewer members then I thought.

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