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10-15-2006, 06:48 PM
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Okay guys, post your hockey jokes here (about the leafs or about players you hate...)
ok ill say one about Theodore since it's the best one I can remember a little bit:
-What does Theodore and Brisebois have in common?
-They both pretend they're hurt and go in Paris.
I heard some good ones about the leafs in the show C'est pas fini but I can't remember them...

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Okay guys, post your hockey jokes here (about the leafs or about players you hate...)
ok ill say one about Theodore since it's the best one I can remember a little bit:
-What does Theodore and Brisebois have in common?
-They both pretend they're hurt and go in Paris.
I heard some good ones about the leafs in the show C'est pas fini but I can't remember them...
I remember one about Belak.. was like Belak, in his contract, have bonus performance. If he score 1 goal, he get 1k. Now he (dois, dont know the exact english word for it) to the team.

How Bruins and Titanic in similar ? They both look good until they touch the ice.

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What do the Leafs and snow have in common? they dissapear come spring time.

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I heard one about Domi...apparently he's getting into politics...

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Why don't they sell beer at the Air Canada Center?
Cause all the cups are in Montreal!

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What do you get when you rearrage Jaromir?
Mario Jr

what do you get when you rearrange Tie Domi?
Me idiot

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Why don't they sell beer at the Air Canada Center?
Cause all the cups are in Montreal!
nice one

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What do you get when you rearrage Jaromir?
Mario Jr

what do you get when you rearrange Tie Domi?
Me idiot
LMFAO

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qu'est-ce qui pu le plus au hockey??? la rait du goaler

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