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01-07-2004, 09:11 PM
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Haha Scott Gomez 8)

His devotion could be extreme sometimes. Once, when he was maybe half as big as his stick, Gomez was at a camp, in the middle of some drills and, well, he had to go to the bathroom awfully bad and, see, he didn't want to leave the ice, and, sheesh, he really didn't want to bother the coach by asking for permission ... "So I left a puddle on the ice," he said, "and I blamed it on one of the other kids." He brings a tamer version of that fervor to the rink now, and it has made him an overwhelming favorite to win the Calder Trophy as the league's top first-year player.

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this was clearly written 5 years ago, and I don't see its point.

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Oh sure, let's rip on the Devils for peeing their pants. I guess attendance at CAA isn't what it should be because of ice discoloration, huh?

So Gomer let it go on the ice, eh? I bet it was the most boring pee of all time. Him being a Devil and all.


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So Gomer let it go on the ice, eh? I bet it was the most boring pee of all time. Him being a Devil and all.

HE WAS TRAPPING HIS URINE, WITH HIS GENITALIA LINED UP IN A 1-3-1 FORMATION CLOGGING UP THE URETHRA WAITING FOR A TURNOVER TO COUNTERATTACK!

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HE WAS TRAPPING HIS URINE, WITH HIS GENITALIA LINED UP IN A 1-3-1 FORMATION CLOGGING UP THE URETHRA WAITING FOR A TURNOVER TO COUNTERATTACK!
The game needs to open up the urinary tracts! That's why attendance is going down the toilet! Gary Bettman stand up and take on this issue!

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HE WAS TRAPPING HIS URINE, WITH HIS GENITALIA LINED UP IN A 1-3-1 FORMATION CLOGGING UP THE URETHRA WAITING FOR A TURNOVER TO COUNTERATTACK!

You wouldn't happen to be going to med school to be a urologist now would you?

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this was clearly written 5 years ago, and I don't see its point.
The point is very clear: you have absolutely no sense of humour.

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