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Anything Goes 10: Very Very Very Important not useless thread

Give the kid a break I say.

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No breaks needed, sir.

What I am:

-#Champion
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-#FamilyMan
-#Motivator
-#Irreplaceable
-#Spiritual
-#Ecstatic
-#Charming
-#Mysterious

The only thing left to accomplish was to get another OT thread in my honor. Ladies and gentleman, I did it. Bathe yourselves in the water of my excellence and learn a thing or two about my life that you can apply to your own to make yourself and other you surround yourself with better people.

I am my own person. I am Cullk.

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Please enlighten me on how to hit 500+ lb animals and not dent my car oh magnificent one.

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Please enlighten me on how to hit 500+ lb animals and not dent my car oh magnificent one.
Get lucky or slow down enough just in time.

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I'll kill myself if you change the title.

Please give me all the attention. I need it to survive. If I don't get attention, I'll just put a gun in my mouth and swallow the bullets.



#FML

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I'll kill myself if you change the title.

Please give me all the attention. I need it to survive. If I don't get attention, I'll just put a gun in my mouth and swallow the bullets.



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Do you even lift?

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Do you even lift?
I've got plenty of HGH I can use, so maybe I should more.

Maybe I'll get jacked and thank a benign tumor on my brain for blessing me with insurance-covered growth hormone that can make me shredded.

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you're not going to get jacked from hgh.

Just do the smart thing and get some anabolic steroids. You don't get tested

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Was so hungover this morning I didn't even shower. Just stuck my head under the sink to make it look like I did. Doubt I fooled anyone.

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Give the kid a break I say.
Packer fan. No.

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I've met Culk, he looks like a white Tim Raines, I don't doubt the .600 OBP.

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Kurt must be ****ing doped up on painkillers to put this up.

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you're not going to get jacked from hgh.

Just do the smart thing and get some anabolic steroids. You don't get tested
Yes you will. Dorian Yates. Nuff said.

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Indeed I am.

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Did the Hook race with friends. With the delivery there and a slow delivery back, ended up living on the boat for about two weeks total.

Wisconsin is way ahead of us in beer; I'm going through withdrawals from Spotted Cow and Ambergeddon.

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Did the Hook race with friends. With the delivery there and a slow delivery back, ended up living on the boat for about two weeks total.

Wisconsin is way ahead of us in beer; I'm going through withdrawals from Spotted Cow and Ambergeddon.
Three Floyds, IN >> Revolution > New Glarus

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Hey do any of yous guys have a reliable way of finding out about cool shows in Chicago? Ticket master and Stub Hub give me the popular stuff but I just found out that Steve Martin and his band are playing at the Chicago theater tonight and I have no way of going. Finding this stuff out in advance would be awesome.

Also, Culk is a packers fan, who gives a **** about him or his appreciation!?

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Three Floyds, IN >> Revolution > New Glarus
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too bad the place is always packed post like 3pm on weekdays and always a joke on weekends. My dad has been going there for 6+ years and now its full of punk ass hipsters and annoying early 20's ********** taking up all the seats.

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Three Floyds, IN >> Revolution > New Glarus
Throw in Two Brothers and you've got a ton of great beers between them, but not one even close to being as delicious as Spotted Cow.

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I've got plenty of HGH I can use, so maybe I should more.

Maybe I'll get jacked and thank a benign tumor on my brain for blessing me with insurance-covered growth hormone that can make me shredded.

take HGH with Tren

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Hey do any of yous guys have a reliable way of finding out about cool shows in Chicago? Ticket master and Stub Hub give me the popular stuff but I just found out that Steve Martin and his band are playing at the Chicago theater tonight and I have no way of going. Finding this stuff out in advance would be awesome.

Also, Culk is a packers fan, who gives a **** about him or his appreciation!?
It's facetious...

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