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08-13-2013, 03:01 AM
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My hometown for you.


The face palm of the guy in the back...
Priceless.
I had a joke for this...I'll pass.

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Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
That basically ends the argument.

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08-13-2013, 03:03 AM
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I had a joke for this...I'll pass.
It's cool...
We know we are the butt of all driving jokes.

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08-13-2013, 03:05 AM
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Did I miss something?
I need the in...
Of this inside joke.

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08-13-2013, 03:13 AM
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Did I miss something?
I need the in...
Of this inside joke.
Trevor Linden was involved with Clearly Contacts commercials, so it was probably a mini-photoshoot some Canucks took a part of too:




I don't think there's any joke to it.

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08-13-2013, 03:19 AM
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08-13-2013, 03:29 AM
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It's cool...
We know we are the butt of all driving jokes.
Why don't average white males have jokes about them? Seems unfair. Besides, more jokes could made. I like jokes.

Hey what does every white person like? Mayonnaise.

Can't argue with that one, really. I haven't met a white person that hates mayonnaise. Don't worry we are bad at other things, like keeping promises and being fat.

IMHO, life is a whole lot better if you can laugh at yourself. Like me, I'm a lazy drunk. But I met the Dali Llama, I actually caddied for him. Crazy golfer, big hitter too. We get to the 18th hole and I think he's gonna stiff me, so I says hey Lama, what's the deal? He says, on my deathbed I will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for me. Which is nice.

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08-13-2013, 03:32 AM
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Why don't average white males have jokes about them? Seems unfair. Besides, more jokes could made. I like jokes.

Hey what does every white person like? Mayonnaise.

Can't argue with that one, really. I haven't met a white person that hates mayonnaise. Don't worry we are bad at other things, like keeping promises and being fat.

IMHO, life is a whole lot better if you can laugh at yourself.
Granddaddy of them all:
White man can't jump.

It did not matter though...
Larry Bird is still a Hall-of-Famer.

Driving in Richmond is like being in a bumper car...
You either avoid contact...
Or brace for contact.
It is really ridiculous.

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08-13-2013, 03:33 AM
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Trevor Linden was involved with Clearly Contacts commercials, so it was probably a mini-photoshoot some Canucks took a part of too:




I don't think there's any joke to it.
Ahh...
I remember the Linden one...
But I did not recognize any of the other ones.

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08-13-2013, 03:36 AM
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Granddaddy of them all:
White man can't jump.

It did not matter though...
Larry Bird is still a Hall-of-Famer.

Driving in Richmond is like being in a bumper car...
You either avoid contact...
Or brace for contact.
It is really ridiculous.
I'm driving to Kitsilano tomorrow in fact. Going to the Parthenon. Get me some God's dip. That stuff is delicious. Hope I don't crash.

And no, white man can't jump. In fact I think I can only get 4 inches of air. How did I play basketball for 7 years again? Bird is a beauty though. Wow, look up his highlight reel on YT, it's insane.

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08-13-2013, 03:39 AM
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I can't stand driving down in Vancouver/Richmond/New West, have only done it a few times.

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08-13-2013, 03:48 AM
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I know I have mentioned it before, but I didn't remember getting a response, but does anyone watch, "Under the Dome"?

**** just got weird, like "Lost" weird

Also, just saw an add for "We are Men", wonder if that will be any good. Has that actor from Harold and Kumar in it, Kal Penn

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08-13-2013, 03:55 AM
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BrBa is all you need.

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08-13-2013, 04:01 AM
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Why don't average white males have jokes about them? Seems unfair. Besides, more jokes could made. I like jokes.

Hey what does every white person like? Mayonnaise.


Can't argue with that one, really. I haven't met a white person that hates mayonnaise. Don't worry we are bad at other things, like keeping promises and being fat.

IMHO, life is a whole lot better if you can laugh at yourself. Like me, I'm a lazy drunk. But I met the Dali Llama, I actually caddied for him. Crazy golfer, big hitter too. We get to the 18th hole and I think he's gonna stiff me, so I says hey Lama, what's the deal? He says, on my deathbed I will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
False. Mayonnaise is nasty.

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08-13-2013, 04:05 AM
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not true, and excuse my ignorance but who is that?

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08-13-2013, 04:07 AM
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not true, and excuse my ignorance but who is that
Marina, from Marina and the Diamonds. Bieksa should be coming back soon here, in like an hour maybe.

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no idea who that is

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08-13-2013, 05:12 AM
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Larry Bird always amazes me.
He looks so unathletic out there...
And he is so slow...
But he is a great shooter...
A great passer...
And probably one of the smartest...
And toughest...
Player I have ever seen.
He is basically the definition of...
"The sum is great than all the parts."

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08-13-2013, 06:15 AM
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That basically ends the argument.
It actually happen to a friend of mine a year or to ago. House caught fire and the dog saved her by waking her in time to get out before the fire got to the exits.

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I get that cats are *****, and dogs are much better reliability-wise. But I have a certain soft spot for cats. I've never owned a cat I didn't like. And I've lived 75% of my life with cats.
My first pet was a cat and great animal he was. Don't tell anyone but I like cats, just so long as they are kept under control and locked in their owners yards, not eating the wild life, and not spraying all over my outdoor furniture, they are great pets.

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08-13-2013, 06:30 AM
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My first pet was a cat and great animal he was. Don't tell anyone but I like cats, just so long as they are kept under control and locked in their owners yards, not eating the wild life, and not spraying all over my outdoor furniture, they are great pets.
Or crapping all over my yard.

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08-13-2013, 06:31 AM
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It actually happen to a friend of mine a year or to ago. House caught fire and the dog saved her by waking her in time to get out before the fire got to the exits.


I am glad your friend is ok.
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The dog got a big treat.

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08-13-2013, 10:05 AM
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Perfect, thanks! Anybody else think Salo looks weird?

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In general: dogs > cats
In terms of my personal pets: cat > dog.

But my dog is new, he can still usurp the cat. We just haven't bonded yet. Me and my kitty are best bros. His name is Hoban Washburn.

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My hometown for you.


The face palm of the guy in the back...
Priceless.
There's a reason why the "Asians are bad drivers" stereotype is floating around...

Just making the rest of us look bad.

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