Andrew: I played for the worst team in the league and still won a couple of games.
Jose: I had a paparazzi in my neighbor's trash can.
Andrew: I won a Calder.
Jose: I won a Vezina and a Hart.
Andrew: We destroyed Zednik's career.
Jose: We eliminated your team twice.
Andrew: Your father was in jail, you used drugs to make your hair grow, you got kicked out of your hometeam, you injured yourself at a critical point of the season while skiing, you were paid 5 millions and got your no.1 spot stolen by a less-than-a-million goalie and you hooked up with Paris Hilton when your wife just gave birth to your kid.
Jose: You're going to play for Toronto.
Andrew: eh.... I think the coach is calling me, gotta go.