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11-02-2013, 07:56 PM
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Engineering joke?

I got a rather nerdy joke for you guys.

My friend Power is having a real tough time at work...

His boss is having him work overtime.



One more - A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he needs a hand with his luggage. He responds: "no thanks, I'm traveling light."

I crack myself up
Kind of... I wanted to be an aerodynamicist for a while and picked it up in the mech eng department at college!

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Engineering joke?

I got a rather nerdy joke for you guys.

My friend Power is having a real tough time at work...

His boss is having him work overtime.



One more - A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he needs a hand with his luggage. He responds: "no thanks, I'm traveling light."

I crack myself up
Psh I've got you beat:

Three econometricians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first econometrician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second econometrician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third econometrician didn't fire, but shouted in triumph, "We got it! We got it!"

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I am buying fake drinks tonight. I hit the big horse race.

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Yeah, but she was a kind soul...

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I'm a Psychology major. With my expertise in the ways of the mind I'm deducing that you all are showing your fancy smarts and fancy majors right now.

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dodged a bullet there again.

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I am buying fake drinks tonight. I hit the big horse race.
Give me a Snakebite MSE!

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that was all on Timonen.

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Yeah, but she was a kind soul...
But they always are my friend

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They would be better with Zajac, but yeah there's no team worse at center then NJ.



They're definitely nuggets.
Ok ok how about this one: An electron is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over. The policeman says: Sir, do you realise you were travelling at 130km per hour? The electron goes: Oh great, now Im lost.

If you don't laugh at that I don't know what to say.

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11-02-2013, 07:59 PM
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Giroux doing Giroux stuff on one knee.

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Another Peco power outage coming up..

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Peeeeeeeecccccooooooooooooooo

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Another Peco power outage coming up..
**** that means the horn is coming.

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omg second time this game..

setup for extra attacker, then give puck away to NJ with no effort at all..

come on, weres the fircken desire to win ???

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Giroux is starting to dive a bit..

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Ok ok how about this one: An electron is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over. The policeman says: “Sir, do you realise you were travelling at 130km per hour?” The electron goes: “Oh great, now I’m lost.”

If you don't laugh at that I don't know what to say.
My favourite frequency is 50000 Hz.

You have probably never heard it before.

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how on earth is the horn guy still alive ???

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McGinn is good at hockey

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11-02-2013, 08:01 PM
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Giroux is starting to dive a bit..
yup, and it's pretty embarrassing to watch.

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they are so ****ing bad on the PP.

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Its only when they ****ing enter their zone on pp stop with horn god

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screw you Marty....just let us score...

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My favourite frequency is 50000 Hz.

You have probably never heard it before.

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good one

Got another one:
What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Jesus.


Getting quite a bit of pressure right now.

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