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11-05-2013, 10:29 PM
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2013-14 Flyers Haiku thread

yes this is a thread containing haikus about the 2013 flyers, feel free to share your emotions. ill start

giroux come on man
what the hell are you doing
score a ****ing goal

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yes, i remember doing these a few years ago.

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Boiling sewage stinks
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i dont know what a haiku is, but i know what a ****** team looks like..

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We suck, suck, suck,suck
We really suck, suck, suck, suck
We still really, really suck

That do it for you?

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**** this team
This team is beyond pathetic
Make MSE general manager

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Philadelphia
Not so broad street bullies
Cracked like liberty.

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When the haikus start
You know the season must be
Right in the toilet

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Steve, zannen desu...
If they knew bushido
Full team seppuku


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Nobody can score
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This haiku contains
Seventeen more syllables
Then Giroux has goals

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All skaters sucking
This season shall not be named
Only hope is draft

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Another evening
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an aging owner
high on his own nostalgia
has ruined our team

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This haiku contains
Seventeen more syllables
Then Giroux has goals
if this were a contest I would name you the winner. it is funny, true and the perfect haiku.

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11-06-2013, 11:20 AM
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Be bad for Ekblad.
Don't trade our young players.
Fire Holmgren now.

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We will suck
The entire year
Until the last ten games
Where we slaughter
Our draft position.

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if this were a contest I would name you the winner. it is funny, true and the perfect haiku.
100% agree. to brewcrew!

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The C is a curse
No player can score at all
Please tank for Ekblad

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We will suck
The entire year
Until the last ten games
Where we slaughter
Our draft position.
What is this a limerick?

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11-07-2013, 07:59 PM
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god please just kill me
i hate my favorite sport
**** kris newbury

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Holmgren screwed up.
He's an impulsive monkey,
really need Hextall.

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One one one two one
Two two one two FIVE - my gosh!
Two zero one one

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Holmgren screwed up.
He's an impulsive monkey,
really need Hextall.
I know Hextall is most likely the next GM but hes scares me. Im afraid he'll be another yes man to Snyder (I spell it wrong as a sign of disrespect) I want a total flush. No one with any org ties allowed to coach or GM. All new life. I know this wont happen as long as the crypt keeper still runs this team but one can wish.

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