1. "Do these pants make me look fat?"
2. "I feel the love…..Do you feel the love?"
3. "Oooh, oooh, is that blood? I feel dizzy!"
4. "Wanna sit together on the bus home?"
5. "Coach, will you hand me a tissue?"
6. "Is anybody missing a tooth?"
7. "Is he gonna need stitches? Oops, my bad!"
8. "I really just wanted to be a figure skater."
9. "That won't leave a mark."
10. "Hey guys, are we going to do that thing after the game where we hold hands and spin?"
- " I don't get paid nearly enough to do this..."
- " what's that smell? "
- " of course I'll marry you crazy chick in seat AA-427 "
- " of course I'll marry you, coach "
- " my real dream was to drive the zamboni "
- " damn this itches " followed by : " let me see "
- "...somewhere, over the rainbow..."
- " quit picking your nose, you're on TV " although they really should say that more.
1. Does anyone else like show tunes?
2. What's that little black rubbery thing everyone keeps chasing?
3. Can't we all just get along?
4. Cold in here. Anyone bring a scarf?
5. If that guys spears me one more time, I'm going to give him such a talking-to!
1.) "Wow you're right Dan, he is cute"
2.) "So the puck is not supposed to in our net, but in their net?"
3.) "So I was watching 'A Walk to Remember' right..."
4.) "I wash my gear before every game guys..."
5.) "Anybody got a hair dryer and some gel?"
6.) "You smell SOO wonderful..."
7.) "I don't care what anybody says, 'Rent" is much better than Hairspray'."
8.) "No I'm against locker boxing and violence all together"
9.) "Slapshot is a horrible movie." or "Nope, never seen Slapshot. What's it about?"
10.) "I absolutely will not have a beer after the game. I'm on a diet."
-Nah, trade rumors don't bother me.
-Man, Hal Gill has some moves eh.
-The ref was right, that was a hook.
-You deserved that penalty.
-Can't wait until the next bag skate.
-I think it's mean to pick on rookies.
-That Ovechkin kid is a hack.
-God, I hope I never have to sign another breast again.
-Do we really have to go drinking tonight?
-I'm just glad no one got hurt.