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02-16-2007, 02:30 PM
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Top 10 Things You Won't Hear On The Players Bench

1. "Do these pants make me look fat?"
2. "I feel the love…..Do you feel the love?"
3. "Oooh, oooh, is that blood? I feel dizzy!"
4. "Wanna sit together on the bus home?"
5. "Coach, will you hand me a tissue?"
6. "Is anybody missing a tooth?"
7. "Is he gonna need stitches? Oops, my bad!"
8. "I really just wanted to be a figure skater."
9. "That won't leave a mark."
10. "Hey guys, are we going to do that thing after the game where we hold hands and spin?"

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02-16-2007, 03:18 PM
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This ref is calling a great game tonight.

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- " I don't get paid nearly enough to do this..."
- " what's that smell? "
- " of course I'll marry you crazy chick in seat AA-427 "
- " of course I'll marry you, coach "
- " my real dream was to drive the zamboni "
- " damn this itches " followed by : " let me see "
- "...somewhere, over the rainbow..."
- " quit picking your nose, you're on TV " although they really should say that more.

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02-16-2007, 04:07 PM
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1. Does anyone else like show tunes?
2. What's that little black rubbery thing everyone keeps chasing?
3. Can't we all just get along?
4. Cold in here. Anyone bring a scarf?
5. If that guys spears me one more time, I'm going to give him such a talking-to!

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This ref is calling a great game tonight.


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"Hey Timmy's got a shutout going."
"... I'm pretty sure our balls touched..."

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02-17-2007, 07:26 AM
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This ref is calling a great game tonight.
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1.) "Wow you're right Dan, he is cute"
2.) "So the puck is not supposed to in our net, but in their net?"
3.) "So I was watching 'A Walk to Remember' right..."
4.) "I wash my gear before every game guys..."
5.) "Anybody got a hair dryer and some gel?"
6.) "You smell SOO wonderful..."
7.) "I don't care what anybody says, 'Rent" is much better than Hairspray'."
8.) "No I'm against locker boxing and violence all together"
9.) "Slapshot is a horrible movie." or "Nope, never seen Slapshot. What's it about?"
10.) "I absolutely will not have a beer after the game. I'm on a diet."

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02-17-2007, 05:36 PM
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For crying out loud why be worried. These are the Bruins after all

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2. What's that little black rubbery thing everyone keeps chasing?
I'm pretty sure I overheard that watching a Caps game on TV


Oh, and everyones favorite, when the backup goalie says ":Hey, you know what astronauts can do, right in their suits?"

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"You smell SOO wonderful..."
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"I wash my gear before every game guys..."
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This ref is calling a great game tonight.
Those are the best, I'd also like to add:

"This team we're playing plays a nice clean game."

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02-20-2007, 05:32 PM
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"Man that Gary Bettman is a great guy, a real visionary."

"Cmon Let's do the Flying V it'll work"

"Yea i let him by cause he's on my fantasy team and i need the points."

"You ever think about hitting coach with the puck?"

"Ew no spitting!"

"Anyone wanna watch Desperate Housewives at my house?"

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"quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK"

"Patrick Roy is the most sane man I have ever met."

"Oh no. I broke a nail."

Goalie: "God the sound of a shot hitting the post is SO ANNOYING."

"Know what tonight is, guys? SLUMBER PARTY!"

"I hope I get traded to Washington."

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-Nah, trade rumors don't bother me.
-Man, Hal Gill has some moves eh.
-The ref was right, that was a hook.
-You deserved that penalty.
-Can't wait until the next bag skate.
-I think it's mean to pick on rookies.
-That Ovechkin kid is a hack.
-God, I hope I never have to sign another breast again.
-Do we really have to go drinking tonight?
-I'm just glad no one got hurt.

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