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03-01-2007, 01:00 PM
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Fresh Smyth of Uniondale

As sad as I am with smytty getting traded..i couldnt resist laughing when I read this..

Fresh Smyth of Uniondale *
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I because the prince of a town called Uniondale

In Western Alberta born and raised
On the ice rink is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, passing, skating in the mall
And all shooting some pucks inside of Rexall
When a contract offer came I said "it's not that good"
Started making trouble in negotiations
I turned down one little offer and my GM got scared
And said "you're moving with Marc-Andre Bergeron and Poti in Uniondale"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "Wang" and had a 15-year contract on the mirror
If anything I could say that this team was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Uniondale
I pulled up to the arena about seven or eight
And I yelled to the GM "Yo Snow good to see ya"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince on Uniondale.


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03-01-2007, 01:53 PM
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As sad as I am with smytty getting traded..i couldnt resist laughing when I read this..

Fresh Smyth of Uniondale *
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I because the prince of a town called Uniondale

In Western Alberta born and raised
On the ice rink is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, passing, skating in the mall
And all shooting some pucks inside of Rexall
When a contract offer came I said "it's not that good"
Started making trouble in negotiations
I turned down one little offer and my GM got scared
And said "you're moving with Marc-Andre Bergeron and Poti in Uniondale"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "Wang" and had a 15-year contract on the mirror
If anything I could say that this team was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Uniondale
I pulled up to the arena about seven or eight
And I yelled to the GM "Yo Snow good to see ya"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince on Uniondale.


http://www.hockeybuzz.com/blog.php?post_id=5946
The rest of the post is classic 'talking head' garbage.

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03-01-2007, 04:31 PM
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03-01-2007, 10:33 PM
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Haha good find, I'd love to actually hear that all done up.

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