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02-23-2007, 11:44 PM
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that Cam Janssen fellow is a b***ch

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Boy that Hatcher can skate like the wind...
I think I have a blister...
It wasn't my stick's fault for breaking I hit the ice too hard...
My elbow probably was too high...
Chara really doesn't hit that hard...
You make 3 mil a year more than me shouldn't you be scoring more?

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03-06-2007, 11:59 PM
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Shall we get a nice pinot after the game, Trevor?
Hey guys...leave #7 alone, he's hurt!
I love goalies!
Good call, Fraser!

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03-11-2007, 04:29 PM
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"quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK"
bravo!

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"Hey look! It's the 'Kiss Cam'... ready? Here it comes..."

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"Looking back I wish I had never signed here. But I don't want to be a distraction."

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03-15-2007, 04:42 PM
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"Mmmm, gatorade backwash!"

SNIFFLE"Oh, that poor tortured goalie" (Unless it is Caps players, then thats probably all you would hear)


"Oooh, broke a nail"

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03-15-2007, 04:46 PM
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"Hey look! It's the 'Kiss Cam'... ready? Here it comes..."
Kasparaitis did that to Joe Melichar several years back. I believe it may have been in Toronto. They showed the 2 of them on the Kiss Cam, and Kaspar noticed it but Melichar didn't. So he planted one right on the side of his helmet -- no verbal warning though. The look on Melichar's face was priceless.

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03-22-2007, 06:07 PM
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"Man, these Nashville fans are great-- I'm elated I play for such a stable franchise!"

"So, how exatly does this line change thing work again?"

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03-22-2007, 07:07 PM
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"Ew no spitting!"


good one

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"look out, Ryan Hollweg has the puck."
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03-22-2007, 11:11 PM
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03-23-2007, 01:14 AM
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-Wheres the Beer man?

-Who is this Potvin fellow they keep chanting about at MSG?

-Have you seen myspace page?

-Hey Ref....Excellent call...

-Hey coach....coach...im kinda hungry can i go grab a few hot dogs from the vendor?

-Hey! Hey! Macho Man ...Macho Man..i wanna be a ..a Macho Man

-( to your teamate next to you) You know...these white jerseys bring out your eyes.

-Anyone catch the View yesterday?

-this Eklund guy keeps calling me...hes so well connected

-Whats your favorite Protein Shake?

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03-23-2007, 06:01 AM
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1.) "Wow you're right Dan, he is cute"
2.) "So the puck is not supposed to in our net, but in their net?"
3.) "So I was watching 'A Walk to Remember' right..."
4.) "I wash my gear before every game guys..."
5.) "Anybody got a hair dryer and some gel?"
6.) "You smell SOO wonderful..."
7.) "I don't care what anybody says, 'Rent" is much better than Hairspray'."
8.) "No I'm against locker boxing and violence all together"
9.) "Slapshot is a horrible movie." or "Nope, never seen Slapshot. What's it about?"
10.) "I absolutely will not have a beer after the game. I'm on a diet."
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8 Things You Should Know About The Sharks

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7. Scott Parker is scary...<snip>

8. But Josh Gorges isn't. "Really sensitive young man, ready to give you a hug any time you feel down. He's just concerned about his teammates. He also watches chick flicks. The Notebook is his favorite. And he's secure in that."

Joe Thornton to ESPN magazine
if you're a habs fan you'll hear this one.

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03-25-2007, 04:44 PM
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"Ew no spitting!"
haha, absolutely classic!

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"that #12 is soooooo dreamy"

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03-27-2007, 02:29 AM
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"This Brodeur guy sucks. I don't see what's so great about him."

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03-27-2007, 07:44 AM
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Man , If we don't make it to the playoffs atleast I am glad that one of the other New York teams do.

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03-27-2007, 08:54 AM
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"Wow" Kovy is really busting his A** tonight

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03-28-2007, 06:18 PM
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"That Sidney Crosby kid... He's got no future."

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