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04-09-2012, 04:10 PM
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He could start an army
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Imagine the size of the Alimony cheque...
he wouldn't be paying a dime in alimony. He didn't marry anybody.
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Would have been better if he had banged 1000 women
Unfortunately, he resides in Britain.
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I'm hoping to have them started by age 5, any start date past that and they might feel turned off and out of place due to their superior intelligence than that of the average poster.
This alone proves you cannot be the father.
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Pretty sure Osama had more than that
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That is a lot of ugly kids, guy is butt ugo.
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I'm hoping to have them started by age 5, any start date past that and they might feel turned off and out of place due to their superior intelligence than that of the average poster.
Anyone else want to take up a collection to get this guy sterilized?
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Anyone else want to take up a collection to get this guy sterilized?
Nope.
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Insert joke regarding glasses sales going through the roof in that area.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ismail_Ibn_Sharif

He wins, 888 children before artificial insemination even existed.
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