I don't know why everyone's griping about the assorted no-calls in the game. They were saving us all piles of misery. Since I watch weekday games a little later, I finally wised up and just hit Fast Forward as soon as the Wild went on a power play, and it was good. **** this team's power play. **** it so hard. **** it like it's raining KY Jelly on Viagra day. Acid KY rain that melts clothes off and makes everyone drunk and is also weakening gravity just a little somehow. **** it like it's all of those things on the day they let you out of prison for prom and you got into a fight with it the day before. We don't want those calls.
Anyways, it's a shame it takes the Wild at least a period to realize the game started. They might need to do a fake face-off a half hour before the game starts as part of their warm-up-- dress someone in the other team's jersey to take it, and maybe they'll be ready to go when the real superintendant Chalmers drops the puck.