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10-20-2011, 09:47 AM
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Why?
Unless the person is full boar retarded or from Arkansas... this doesn't happen

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I didn't over-hear it, but I saw it..


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A conversation between a parent and an old music teacher:
P: Hello Mr. M!
OMT: Good, thanks for asking....

I did something simalure at the dentist early in the morning yesterday

Me: Hey how's it going.
Receptionist: I'm fine thanks how are you?
Me: Good, yourself?

My brain said **** and i blurted out "just double checking....?"

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10-20-2011, 10:40 AM
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I didn't over-hear it, but I saw it..

For the sake of future generations in Tim Abbot's family... I hope that was meant to be funny. Otherwise, he probably shouldn't reproduce.

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10-20-2011, 11:52 AM
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I didn't over-hear it, but I saw it..


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10-20-2011, 12:06 PM
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went to the post office to drop off some mail, pick up some chewing gum from the store which the PO is in, dude says to me:

"do you want a bag?"

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I did something simalure at the dentist early in the morning yesterday

Me: Hey how's it going.
Receptionist: I'm fine thanks how are you?
Me: Good, yourself?

My brain said **** and i blurted out "just double checking....?"
I always do stuff like that when I walk into a store or something.

employee: hey guys how's it going?
me: no thanks, just browsing.

happens all the time.

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10-20-2011, 02:04 PM
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Went to write my Econ midterm this morning. When I got there I found out another section that the prof teaches had their midterm last night. When they sat down to write it the answer key was stapled to the back page.

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10-20-2011, 02:09 PM
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leaving work, on the 4th floor, get on the elevator, push 1.

elevator stops at the 2nd floor, three ladies get on.

ladies continue mindless conversation. elevator continues to the 1st floor, doors open, one lady looks to the other and says "is this us?"

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10-20-2011, 02:13 PM
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Went to write my Econ midterm this morning. When I got there I found out another section that the prof teaches had their midterm last night. When they sat down to write it the answer key was stapled to the back page.
Harry Chartrand?

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10-20-2011, 02:23 PM
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Why do hunters like to kill animals? Why don't they buy store meat where no animals were hurt to make it?
Killing is bad, so why don't hunters just buy store meat that's made without hurting animals? Does it taste different?

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10-20-2011, 02:26 PM
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Harry Chartrand?
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Ah, I only ever took 111 and 114 but I had Chartrand for a both. His class was a joke, I'd look over last year's midterm for 5 minutes and then go ace it.

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Some elderly ladies I work with(I live in Southern Minnesota). Not exact words obviously, but I'm trying my best. Seriously a flabbergasting story. For a set up, we're in the break room with one big table in the middle with a bunch of magazines and stuff in the middle, and a tv mounted on the wall:

*story about occupy wall street on tv during break*

"Isn't that going on in California?" - Lady one

"Yeah I think so?" - Lady two

"Yeah I heard California is going down the drain now," - Lady three

"My daughter went to work in New Mexico and said that the drug lords are so bad that she had to buy three guard dogs to protect herself and she can't go outside unless a police car drives by" - Lady two

"My daughter had to go from Seattle to Arizona once and said she had to drive through Oakland and it was like a war zone in iraq or something. There were fires and guns everywhere" - Lady Three

"Yeah but that's all of California and some of Wyoming now. Gangs everywhere" - Lady One

"You know, it's all Obama's fault, for plotting with that Qaddafi fellow to bring cocaine into the U.S." - Lady three

"Oh yeah, and before him it was Clinton and Saddam." - Lady two



I'm a conservative who doesn't agree with hardly anything Clinton or Obama(or even Bush, for that matter) have done, but wow. I just sat there and looked at my buddy and then back and we both just laughed and left. Seriously, what the ****?

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11-01-2011, 01:15 PM
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Last night after my rec hockey game:

"Once the outdoor ice by my house comes in we will be having practices every morning at 615am"

He was joking, but for a few moments everyone thought he was serious.

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Cashier at the lq store said 'do you want a bag?', dude mumbles something cashier replies, 'or I could put you in a bag'

I laugh, dude looks at me, I still laugh.

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I didn't over-hear it, but I saw it..

I assume this is a joke. I heard this as a blonde joke when I was a child

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"What's a Flavour Flave?"

Someone asked if they could bum a smoke off of me. I could have told him that I don't smoke but for some reason I said, "No, thank you."


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Talking about the lottery last night with my parents:

Mom - '"So how many states are actually in the lottery?"

Me - "42, DC, and some other place."

Mom - "Which states aren't in it?"

Dad - "The other 18, duh."

He was dead serious, too.

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