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11-03-2011, 08:43 PM
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The Dumb and Dumber Appreciation Thread

No, not the comedy classic starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.

This thread is dedicated to every Minnesotan's favorite television analysts Dan Terrhar and Mike Greenlay.

Feel free to post any and all memorable moments, quotes and gestures from the NHL's finest commentators.

Videos welcome as well.

Also thanks to Casper for giving me the idea for this thread.

Mods you know you don't want to delete this thread. You can contribute more than most of us when it comes to these 2 clowns given all you've seen of them.

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I'll start us off with this gem:

"Clutterstache"

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"Marcoooo!"

*silence for a few seconds*

"I'm not saying Polo"

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From last game vs Detroit on 11/1/11:

"The Winnesota Wild"

From tonight, 11/3/11"

Scandella scores:

"Maaarrccoooooo"

"I'm not gonna say Polo"

Edit: Oh dang I got beat to it


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I literally roll my eyes every time I hear:

- "Change on the fly"
- And Terhaar misidentifies someone.

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If we were to play a dinking game, taking a watered down shot of beer every time Terhar drops "Minnesota native XXXX" or "<Town in Minnesota> native XXXX", we would all need liver transplants by the 2nd, and be dead by the 3rd most nights.

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If we were to play a dinking game, taking a watered down shot of beer every time Terhar drops "Minnesota native XXXX" or "<Town in Minnesota> native XXXX", we would all need liver transplants by the 2nd, and be dead by the 3rd most nights.
We did create a drinking game last year. Though no one else attempted it besides poor Johnny. RIP

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We did create a drinking game last year. Though no one else attempted it besides poor Johnny. RIP
Poor Johnny

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We did create a drinking game last year. Though no one else attempted it besides poor Johnny. RIP
Poor Johnny.

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Greenlay: "And Brian Clutterbuck gets a 10"

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Poor Johnny.
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Guys, while funny, this is a bit mean spirited. Can we turn it into a celebration of the wonder that is the FSN broadcast team?

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Guys, while funny, this is a bit mean spirited. Can we turn it into a celebration of the wonder that is the FSN broadcast team?
Agreed that this can get ugly fast so "appreciation" is now in the title.

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Current or recent local broadcasting teams more annoying than Terhaar & Greenlay:

Mazzacco and Woog
Lapanta and Gorg
Dick and Bert

[Edit] Terhaar & Greenlay don't really bother me.

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Current or recent local broadcasting teams more annoying than Teerhar & Greenlay:

Mazzacco and Woog
Lapanta and Gorg
Dick and Bert
No
Surprisingly No
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Surprisingly No
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Unsurprisingly Yes
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Dick and Bert are actually fun to watch, imo.

Bert especially.

He was tabbed to do commentary on a few Fox national telecasts and completely dominated the poor play by play guy. It was hilarious how he just completely took over the broadcast.

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I came here for the Jim Carrey version.

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Current or recent local broadcasting teams more annoying than Terhaar & Greenlay:

Mazzacco and Woog
Lapanta and Gorg
Dick and Bert

[Edit] Terhaar & Greenlay don't really bother me.
Dick and Bert are entertaining(and after watching many other MLB broadcast teams those two are among the best I've heard IMO), as were Mazzacco and Woog. I like Gorg, Lapanta I'm neutral on.

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No comment because I mute the tv during the games.

However there is this which is what I expected the thread to be about.

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Specifically why the first thing I put was "no not the movie" you bunch of comedians.

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I don't think Dick and Bert are annoying. If anything they're one of the best duos of commentators you can get. Bert is great and Dick's not too bad either.

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From a couple years ago...


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I may attempt this drinking game sometime in the future... Sounds like fun.

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