GDT27; The Jarome Conspiracy "Flaming C: Smoking Gun". EDM/CGY.
On the night of of October 18th, 2009, a black SUV was seen leaving a posh downtown apartment in the city of Calgary. Amid the autumn haze, various stories have since come out, putting one Jarome Iginla in the passenger seat. The mystery and controversy on this day is profound.
Conspiracy theorist Alex Smithey has collected over 700 pages of documentation in regards to this event, including journals, documents, reports and pie charts. The story isn't why Iginla was in the passenger seat, because that's usually where he is in October, but why he was in the passenger seat wearing a hat.
Gail Gailington from York University tells us the significance of such events. "He was wearing a hat", said Dr. Gailington with a look of distress. The whereabouts of the hat remain hidden in a cloud of mystery. In our current state of general societal tension and sensitivity towards such issues, there is a certain amount of fear in regards to what this means. There have been similar events linked both directly and indirectly to this case, but only those who dig deep and look through the lens with a suspicious heart may see where the truth lies.
@ CALGARY: 10-12-2 VS OILERS: 13-10-3
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 3RD, 2011
8:00 PM MST
CBC / CHED
Whitney had a better game last night, sure he is not 100% recovered as he seems to be still off balance on his skates. I am kind of concern about how this would affect his performance tonight with the back to back due to fatigue on his injured leg.
Oiler fans: "Yo Calgary, you guys should start rebuilding. We were exactly in the spot you guys are in, trust us we know."
Calgary fans: "LOL last place Oilerz tell mighty Flames to rebuild, go tank more losers."
Oiler fans: "Just watch..."
Calgary fans: "You guys are idiots."
Hefty Flames freefall insues, RNH lights up the league.
Calgary fans: "Omg guys we need to rebuild!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Oiler fans: "LOL"
Can't tell you how many threads on this and other forums where the Flames denied that they have a problem. Told you so suckers!
Hope Hordi tunes up Glenncross and the Oilers continue to keep throwing solid hits.
Please win. With this team, you never know who will show up. One game they're contenders, other game they look like a lottery team. Please be consistent! Hoping for a big win, and the only thing in our way is kipper and glenX, because he always lights us up.