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12-03-2011, 08:18 PM
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Is that a scientific fact? I was asking a serious question here.
Biologically speaking the closest thing to tell would be wisdom teeth. They are the closest thing to an age marker humans have around the late teens early 20's.

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12-03-2011, 08:19 PM
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Biologically speaking the closest thing to tell would be wisdom teeth. They are the closest thing to an age marker humans have around the late teens early 20's.
So basically, it's impossible to know the exact age without an ID.

Thank you guys for addressing the joke part of the post instead of the serious question.

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12-03-2011, 08:22 PM
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So basically, it's impossible to know the exact age without an ID.

Thank you guys for addressing the joke part of the post instead of the serious question.
DNA testing.

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12-03-2011, 08:23 PM
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DNA testing.
No it can't. It'll give you a range probably based on the damaged parts of DNA.

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So basically, it's impossible to know the exact age without an ID.

Thank you guys for addressing the joke part of the post instead of the serious question.
There is no physical change between 17 364 days old and 18 years old. You may be able to find an age or birthday online with facebook or something like that but biologically there is no change. You could also ask her to buy you some cigerrettes or something and have someone else card her.

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So basically, it's impossible to know the exact age without an ID.

Thank you guys for addressing the joke part of the post instead of the serious question.
Pretty much. Especially if said girl is Asian.


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No it can't. It'll give you a range probably based on the damaged parts of DNA.
Isn't the range within 12 months?

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12-03-2011, 08:32 PM
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There is no physical change between 17 364 days old and 18 years old. You may be able to find an age or birthday online with facebook or something like that but biologically there is no change. You could also ask her to buy you some cigerrettes or something and have someone else card her.
Jesus, I was ****ing joking, people.
I was asking because I saw a post about 103 year old lady and remembered a story I read where some lady claimed to be 160-180 years old but had no proof. I am not Dennis Reynolds.

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Isn't the range within 12 months?
Highly doubt it.

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12-03-2011, 08:35 PM
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Jesus, I was ****ing joking, people.
I was asking because I saw a post about 103 year old lady and remembered a story I read where some lady claimed to be 160-180 years old but had no proof. I am not Dennis Reynolds.


Highly doubt it.
If shes 103 years old you are well past the age of consent.

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12-03-2011, 08:37 PM
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If shes 103 years old you are well past the age of consent.
Can my youth repair her broken DNA telomeres?

Sounds like dirty talk.

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12-03-2011, 08:40 PM
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Can my youth repair her broken DNA telomeres?

Sounds like dirty talk.
Stem cells can do anything.
Even make your own Shakey's pizza.


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12-03-2011, 08:41 PM
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Jesus, I was ****ing joking, people.
I was asking because I saw a post about 103 year old lady and remembered a story I read where some lady claimed to be 160-180 years old but had no proof. I am not Dennis Reynolds.


Highly doubt it.
Even with id/birth certificates of that age it can be off. I know one of my great grand mothers had two different birth certificates that had different ages on them and while she knew which one was real everybody thought she was lying about which one was real. There is just no way to prove age to be that exact.

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12-03-2011, 08:44 PM
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It feels like my grandfather has been having his 90th birthday for like the past 5 years now.

I think he was born in 1920 though, so he's probably 91.

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12-03-2011, 08:50 PM
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That poor man lived through the Prohibition, Great Depression, WWII, Cold War, Vietnam, 9/11 and whatever comes next...

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12-03-2011, 08:57 PM
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It feels like my grandfather has been having his 90th birthday for like the past 5 years now.

I think he was born in 1920 though, so he's probably 91.
My Grandfather was born in 1898. He died at 97 years old.

Its amazing how tough people that are are. I could live to be 200 years old and not have it as rough as my grandfather did.

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were against a backup

who is currently running a shutout streak?


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Spacemania'd again.

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12-03-2011, 09:15 PM
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GODS DAMMIT

The game hasn't started and I'm in the wrong topic already

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12-04-2011, 12:47 AM
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So this is why you're called the "Denseman Extraordinaire"





And... Ran out of Mountain Dew...
This truly is the worst night ever.


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So this is why you're called the "Denseman Extraordinaire"


Yeah, and while I might be a furry, but at least I'm not a brony

Edit: despite the best efforts of my wife

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Ran out of Mountain Dew...
This truly is the worst night ever.
Who drinks Mountain Dew?

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Yeah, and while I might be a furry, but at least I'm not a brony

Edit: despite the best efforts of my wife
Man. Haters gonna hate.

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Who drinks Mountain Dew?
I do. It keeps me up.

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12-04-2011, 12:59 AM
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Man. Haters gonna hate.



I do. It keeps me up.
and how dare you edit your reply after I reply to it!

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and how dare you edit your reply after I reply to it!
I abused the Edit button again

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Who drinks Mountain Dew?
Call of duty players.

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