So I'm at a bar with a few friends, one of whom just grabbed a round of drinks from the bar and turns around and bumps into a guy, dropping one of the beers. It lands on the guys foot and spills. My buddy apologizes, offers to buy him a few drinks, but the Tapout d-bag pushes him and starts yelling at him. I see/hear it from a few feet away, go over, try to diffuse the situation, try to calm the guy down, but no... He throws a punch at my friend and misses, I grab him and pull him aside telling him to calm down. My friend just walks away while I try to talk the guy down, now he starts pushing me, I tell him to ease up, he throws a big overhand right at me, which I avoid. I tell him again, calm the **** down, he throws another sloppy ass punch, I slip it and counter right on the chin with a left uppercut. All she wrote. I guess wearing Tapout shirts doesn't actually grant innate fighting ability to the wearer - who would have known? Some people just deserve to get knocked the **** out. I wish he had more of a chin so I could have beaten the piss out of him for being such a *********.
According to our friend who bartends there, he woke up about 3-4 minutes later, after we left.
So I'm at a bar with a few friends, one of whom just grabbed a round of drinks from the bar and turns around and bumps into a guy, dropping one of the beers. It lands on the guys foot and spills. My buddy apologizes, offers to buy him a few drinks, but the Tapout d-bag pushes him and starts yelling at him. I see/hear it from a few feet away, go over, try to diffuse the situation, try to calm the guy down, but no... He throws a punch at my friend and misses, I grab him and pull him aside telling him to calm down. My friend just walks away while I try to talk the guy down, now he starts pushing me, I tell him to ease up, he throws a big overhand right at me, which I avoid. I tell him again, calm the **** down, he throws another sloppy ass punch, I slip it and counter right on the chin with a left uppercut. All she wrote. I guess wearing Tapout shirts doesn't actually grant innate fighting ability to the wearer - who would have known? Some people just deserve to get knocked the **** out. I wish he had more of a chin so I could have beaten the piss out of him for being such a *********.
According to our friend who bartends there, he woke up about 3-4 minutes later, after we left.
Score one for the good guys eh?
You know I'm kidding Yak.
I know exactly of the kind you're talking about. Had too many brews and acts tough due to the alcohol...
Legit though, we need a 1 v 1 game of puck one day.
I know exactly of the kind you're talking about. Had too many brews and acts tough due to the alcohol...
Legit though, we need a 1 v 1 game of puck one day.
I'm probably more Claude Lemieux than Mario Lemieux at this point. Haven't played a legit game against decent competition in ages, just beer league ****. I miss my old beer league that was full of ex college players and failed juniors. That was some fun hockey.
I'm probably more Claude Lemieux than Mario Lemieux at this point. Haven't played a legit game against decent competition in ages, just beer league ****. I miss my old beer league that was full of ex college players and failed juniors. That was some fun hockey.
Dude, I haven't skated for the better part of six months.....I'm rusty. I'm going to hit the weight room soon and get my game in order.
Also, I knocked someone out earlier tonight. </3 drunk Tapout wearing UFC fans.
****ing haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate them. they come to my bar too and this places whole thing is craft beer and no crap on tap and so on. they come in looking like ****ing goons and only ever order bud lites. they stroll through the place like asshats, find ways to have only 3 of them take up half the area near the bar, rude to the bartenders, and *******s to everyone else. its gotta be the shirt. the chinese plants theyre made at must be next to a horse testosterone factory.
Got invited to a house party, but it's going to be packed since it's a 21st birthday combined with early Mardi Gras.
Plus I don't have anyone to go with and I don't like going to parties by myself.
So instead I'm staying home alone, not getting drunks, watching Godzilla on Netflix.
I was going to go to NYC, had bought tickets to see a DJ at a club. Then my bro's car broke down just off the NJ turnpike earlier this evening. I went down in one car, my parents in the other. He was on his way to AC with friends, so we gave him one of those two cars and went on his merry way. My parents and I dropped it off to see if it could be taken care of tonight and we would all head back. Won't be ready until tomorrow, so I spent about 2 1/2 hours in the Woodbridge region for nothing, never got the chance to sneak in a quick nap at home, and got home too late from all of that crap. I won't be able to stay awake nearly long enough to make use of my tickets so now I'm going to be home all night, sober, and likely playing PC games or watching TV/movies. *bro-fist*
Well it's weird, it's not really a Mardi Gras party per se. It's four girls that own a house, two of them turn 21 this weekend. One of the girls turning 21 happens to be a girl I went to high school with. We're not particularly close or anything, just decent friends, but since we went to the same high school I feel some kind of camaraderie with her, I don't know it's weird.
Anyways, one of the other girls that live in the house is pre-med so me and her are in a lot of classes together, not really good friends with her either. She's the one that actually invited me. Nice girl, really pretty, but kind of a skank. The Mardi Gras thing was just kind of tacked on at the last minute.
So a lot of people I know from both my high school and college are going to be there. All of the girls that live in this house are hot girls that are popular so I know for a fact it's going to be packed to the brim, I really don't do well in overwhelming social situations like that lol. And all the girls have boyfriends so chances of seeing boobies are doubtful.
Plus it's BYOB, I hate that ****. I hate bringing my own booze and being responsible for it, so I usually just drink before I go. So I have to drink enough to have a good time, but not too much so I'm still coherent and I can walk and not die. But usually I underestimate my tolerance and don't drink enough, then end up being mildly buzzed for 30 minutes and usually end up being sober by midnight.
And I don't have hard liquor, only beer tonight, so it's not like I can pound shots and have them all hit me at once in 45 minutes. I'd rather just go to a kegger and pay $5 at the door.
At my local Wegmans there was a Bud Light Platinum booth set up right near the Craft Beer section. A lady asked me if I wanted a sample but I turned it down - a rare instance of me declining a beer. From what I've heard it is super light, a tiny bit of a sweet pineapple taste, and an unoffensive lawnmower summer beer. If the booth is there next time I buy beer I'll give it a shot, but it sounds like the type of beer I really don't buy.
