Well, on the bright side Bugg, that last deal was closer than the first one you tried to pull.
I think you'd have to get another Bauer to Pitre like upgrade for it to be in the realm of discussion though.
Basically, the deal would be in today's NHL something like;
Ryan Suter (top-8 defenseman) and Patric Hornqvist (second/third line RW) for Mark Streit (borderline top pairing defenseman) and PA Parenteau (first line RW).
Now maybe the player comparisons are ridiculous, but that's just the first guys I could think of. While you're getting back good value on paper, it doesn't make up for the loss of the best player in the deal (a bonafide franchise player) by a decent margin.