I am at work. This is what I do. Move it along Marge, this isn't a parking lot.
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Homer: Bart son, do you want to play catch?
Bart: No.
Homer: Oh, when a boy doesn't wanna play catch with his old man, something is seriously wrong.
Grampa: I'll play catch with you, son.
Homer: Get the hell out!
Grampa: I'm gone.
Ned: Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.
Homer: No! I want everyone to know that -- [yells] this is Ned
Flanders, my friend!
Lenny: What'd he say?
Carl: I dunno. Something about being gay
Barney: David Crosby, you're my hero!
David Crosby: Oh, you like my music?
Barney: You're a musician?
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Exhibit A as to how hockey doesn't matter on ESPN:
Last night an ESPN program was discussing how the Detroit Pistons needed a hero citing the heroes on the Detroit Tigers, Detroit Lions and no mention of the Detroit Red Wings. All this despite the Red Wings probably being the most succesful team in Detroit right now.
Barney: David Crosby, you're my hero!
David Crosby: Oh, you like my music?
Barney: You're a musician?
George Harrison: Hello Homer, I'm George Harrison.
Homer: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!....... Where did you get that brownie!
GH: Over there there is a whole pile of them.
[Homer goes and stuffs his face]
GH: Well what a nice fellow.
Burns: Don't worry. There'll be plenty of apples for you. Nobody would take away your precious apples. No, no, now, tell my secretary I said you could have a free apple. She'll make everything all right, I promise.
"Are you sure this is a sci-fi convention? It's full of nerds."
"Danger danger Bart Simpson!"
Bodyguards: "Fired huh? Who else are you gonna find to take a bullet for you" "or have his genitals hooked up to a car battery"
Quimby: "I'll tell you who! Him!"
Homer: "Wooohooo!"
Marge: "Homer I don't think you were listening to what he just__"
Homer: "I said, woohooo"
"As a bodyguard your only loyalty is to your protectee. Not to your family, not to you country, not to Muhammad"
"Not even during Ramadan?"
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"Are you sure this is a sci-fi convention? It's full of nerds."
"Danger danger Bart Simpson!"
Bodyguards: "Fired huh? Who else are you gonna find to take a bullet for you" "or have his genitals hooked up to a car battery"
Quimby: "I'll tell you who! Him!"
Homer: "Wooohooo!"
Marge: "Homer I don't think you were listening to what he just__"
Homer: "I said, woohooo"
"As a bodyguard your only loyalty is to your protectee. Not to your family, not to you country, not to Muhammad"
"Not even during Ramadan?"
It was years before I realized that the bodyguard school instructor was actually Mark Hamill doing a 2nd voice for the episode. It wasn't until I watched it on DVD and Hamill was on the episode commentary.
"Hey, I thought you twisted your ankle."
"Ohhh yeah... Well, the thing about that is....*runs*"
Burns: Don't worry. There'll be plenty of apples for you. Nobody would take away your precious apples. No, no, now, tell my secretary I said you could have a free apple. She'll make everything all right, I promise.
Why it's that delightful TV leprechaun! I'm going to get your lucky charms!
