Favorite Simpsons Moments -- Part VIII

[Buck Aki Berg]

Originally Posted by WarriorOfGandhi

Can I come too?

awww....

[devils4cup]

Tomorrow morning when Alison comes out of her house, we spray her with the hose -- soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry.

[The_Human_Atombomb]

[The Nemesis]

Originally Posted by devils4cup

Tomorrow morning when Alison comes out of her house, we spray her with the hose -- soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry.

relatively?

[FinHockey]

Marge: An automatic dialer? Is that legal? I don't want you getting arrested, Homer.
Homer: I won't.
Marge: Or swindling our neighbors.
Homer: [pauses] Let me show you how it works.

[WarriorOfGandhi]

Originally Posted by The Nemesis

relatively?

well, there's bound to be some splashback

[FinHockey]

Burns: Rant on, Simpson, but your vainglorious boasting will only add savor to my inevitable triumph.
Homer: Yes.

[ixcuincle]

Originally Posted by FinHockey

Burns: Rant on, Simpson, but your vainglorious boasting will only add savor to my inevitable triumph.
Homer: Yes.

Homer Simpson: Does this make me look fat?
Lisa Simpson: No, it makes you look like a tool of government oppression.
Homer Simpson: But not fat?

[ixcuincle]

Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?

[WarriorOfGandhi]

Originally Posted by ixcuincle

Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?

From this point on, no talking.

[BonMorrison]

I guess you can say we, killed Uter - processed his carcass, and now we're serving him for lunch! Hahaha ... wait, scratch that last one.

[Thricecube]

Originally Posted by devils4cup

Tomorrow morning when Alison comes out of her house, we spray her with the hose -- soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry.

Enough with the hose!

[Buck Aki Berg]

Originally Posted by Thricecube

Enough with the hose!

The moose?

[WarriorOfGandhi]

Originally Posted by BonMorrison

I guess you can say we, killed Uter - processed his carcass, and now we're serving him for lunch! Hahaha ... wait, scratch that last one.

there's very little meat in these gym mats

[BonMorrison]

Uh Jimbo? Why don't you assist Lunch Lady Doris in the kitchen?

Bite me, Skinner.

Oh, might we.

[FinHockey]

Executor: The only stipulation is that you spend one night in a haunted house.
Marge: Isn't that somewhat unusual?
Executor: No, it's a standard clause.

[ixcuincle]

Wait a minute... this sounds like rock and/or roll.

[FinHockey]

Originally Posted by ixcuincle

Wait a minute... this sounds like rock and/or roll.

In the Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly.

[WarriorOfGandhi]

[The Nemesis]

Marge: Homer, I don't think women will like being shot in the face.

Homer: Women will like what I tell them to like, honey.

[FinHockey]

Originally Posted by The Nemesis

Marge: Homer, I don't think women will like being shot in the face.

Homer: Women will like what I tell them to like, honey.

You've got it set on "*****".

[KaylaJ]

The winner is...me! For being seen with you freaks!

[WarriorOfGandhi]

By the way, this young lady is not my wife, but I am sleeping with her. I'm telling you this because I'm comfortable with my womanizing.

[SenzZen]

[Ned wakes up, gasping]
Maude: What's the matter, Ned?
Ned: I...I think I hate Homer Simpson.
[Homer wakes up, gasping]
Homer: Marge...I think I hate Ted Koppel! No, wait, I find him informative and witty. 'Night.

[FinHockey]

Moe Szyslak: Ugh, listen Marge, um- how can I put this delicately? I don't got enough booze in this place to make you look good.
Marge Simpson: [breaks jar of pickled eggs on bar counter and points jagged edge of jar at Moe] Maybe death will stop your yammering.