So all I want to do tonight is go out an have a beer. I say to my wife let's go out and have a beer! To my delight, she immediately agreed and says but let me change first.
This is never good.
As expected she comes down the steps and says does this shirt look to tight on me?
Oh mother of god! What a quandary. If I answer this wrong I'm never going to get my beer. I'll be sitting home all night watching a retarded fashion show.
So I think. I think real hard and ponder my answer before speaking. I begin to formulate an answer and practice it in my head. Then I realized my answer, no matter how well crafted would still not get me my beer. So I switched to plan B. Funny, jokes lightheartedness. And I blurted out -
honey, do you think your vagina looks to tight on me?
Speaking of the Simpsons. You`ve pointed out which series are the best. But do you guys still use watch new episodes?
I was just wondering because nobody talks about them.
It's called A Star is Burns, from Season 6. Springfield is reported to be dead last among American cities in several areas, including science (as shown above) and culture. So they hold a film festival.
And no, I haven't watched many episodes from the new seasons. They're just not nearly as funny as the older episodes were.
I know this will get some responses in the TAN...So I flew back home for NYE for 10 days to spend time with my parents. Get back here only to realize I left my electric razor at home. I also brought my laptop in to a computer place there because it had a virus. My dad says he'll mail the razor out with the laptop, but that was two weeks ago and I hate growing a beard so I bought a blade and some shaving cream. First time in my entire life I've shaved with a blade/cream and I ****ing HATE it. HATE HATE HATE IT. I've had to do it twice now and, even though I've only cut myself once each time, I can't wait to get my electric back.
Pros and Cons:
1) There's something about blade on skin that doesn't sit well with me.
2) I can multi-task while I shave with my electric.
3) I can simply flip open the top of the electric and let the hair go into the toilet and flush it down. The blade leaves hair all over the damn sink.
4) The electric gets about as close of a shave as the blade while I never have to worry about cutting myself.