- Selanne will be the Roadrunner. Our defense is Wile E. Coyote.
- The Ducks top line will be the Tasmanian Devil. They don't show up a lot, but when they do, they usually win.
- The Carolina team is best described using quotes from Foghorn leghorn:
1st line - It's a joke, son. Try to keep up.
2nd line - Now, you're falling all over yourself. Get up, son.
3rd line - They're going to cause more confusion than a mouse at a burlesque show
4th line - The opposing team keeps pitching them and they keep missing them. Gotta keep the eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. That's another joke, son.
Since this GDT is a day early, it's kind of like practice no?
I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we're talking about practice. Not the game but we're talking about practice man.
I know it's important, I honestly do but we're talking about practice. We're talking about practice man. We're talking about practice. We're talking about practice. We're not talking about the game. We're talking about practice.
Stewart scores ovechtrick. Tweets endlessly about it afterwards, then gets traded to Columbus for Rick Nash
This only happens because JR think that Rick and Riley are cousins. When he discovers they are not related, JR quickly trades Rick away to Pittsburgh for Jordan Staal+something to balance salaries. It's all about the family, you know?