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03-03-2012, 03:48 AM
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I'm pretty sure the dudes like that who's idea of a date is playing smash bros don't care about t-shirts and sweatpants...

Oh and now you have to share those clever scathing remarks so we can see how clever and scathing they are.



It's a brutal cycle.

1.Crazy nerds hit on girls all the time
2.Said girls become jaded and bitter
3.Normal guys see this and go for liberal arts girls
4.Crazy nerds see how normal guys now have girlfriends or hell just friends who are female and get mad jelly
5. Repeat step 1
You're doing it wrong ladies love nerds.

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03-03-2012, 03:50 AM
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I will pay good money to see a lady love some of the nerds in my classes. These are the guys that reinforce every negative stereotype about engineering majors. I ain't even kidding yo.

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03-03-2012, 03:52 AM
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I will pay good money to see a lady love some of the nerds in my classes. These are the guys that reinforce every negative stereotype about engineering majors. I ain't even kidding yo.
I learned a long time ago some things about being a nerd girls just don't need to know lol. Being a nerd is different than just being a nutjob engineer who watched the aviator too many times.

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I'm pretty sure the dudes like that who's idea of a date is playing smash bros don't care about t-shirts and sweatpants...

Oh and now you have to share those clever scathing remarks so we can see how clever and scathing they are.
You can't rush genius. It has to be inspired.

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It's a brutal cycle.

1.Crazy nerds hit on girls all the time
2.Said girls become jaded and bitter
3.Normal guys see this and go for liberal arts girls
4.Crazy nerds see how normal guys now have girlfriends or hell just friends who are female and get mad jelly
5. Repeat step 1
I won't become bitter and jaded then. BREAK THE CYCLE.

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You're doing it wrong ladies love nerds.
Girls like certain types of nerds. Clever nerds are great. Cute, socially incompetent nerds are great. Creepy nerds are the problem and also the most prevalent of their type.

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03-03-2012, 03:55 AM
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At least you didn't give this to someone


I was seriously debating whether or not to give this to someone.

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At least you didn't give this to someone


I was seriously debating whether or not to give this to someone.
That's beautiful. I'd accept it.

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I learned a long time ago some things about being a nerd girls just don't need to know lol. Being a nerd is different than just being a nutjob engineer who watched the aviator too many times.
Oh when I say nerd I mean the dudes for whom showering and using soap is a foreign concept. And who creep around on everyone. Not "person who likes video games, etc etc".

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03-03-2012, 03:59 AM
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Oh when I say nerd I mean the dudes for whom showering and using soap is a foreign concept. And who creep around on everyone. Not "person who likes video games, etc etc".
Creeping can be really fun.. but showering is a must.

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Creeping can be really fun.. but showering is a must.
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Please tell me you've seen "The Creep".

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Please tell me you've seen "The Creep".
Yes I was just thinking about someone actually doing that and it didn't end well in my brain.

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I think if someone were to do the creep in real life that'd be the most hilarious thing ever.

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Yes I was just thinking about someone actually doing that and it didn't end well in my brain.
I would laugh my ass off if someone did that in real life.

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I would laugh my ass off if someone did that in real life.

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Pics or it didn't happen, but if you did that in real life to some complete strangers, you'd be my idol.

Anyway, I should probably have a snooze. I'm going on a public transportation expedition to the nearest Chipotle in the morning and I have to meet my friend a mile and half from my res hall (deja vu )

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Pics or it didn't happen, but if you did that in real life to some complete strangers, you'd be my idol.

Anyway, I should probably have a snooze. I'm going on a public transportation expedition to the nearest Chipotle in the morning and I have to meet my friend a mile and half from my res hall (deja vu )
K Then. Nighty Night~

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The lines are always so long there

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The dude on the left has attained an epic level of nerdiness. Just....epic.

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The dude on the left has attained an epic level of nerdiness. Just....epic.
Indeed.
That's a lot of NES accessories. He even has the awful Power Glove!

As for the one on the right... Matt Smith (I think) might not be an actual nerd

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