Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with our illustrious Kaptain, S Horcov. Only wish to pass on his wisdom. Read his tales of greatness at https://twitter.com/#!/shorcov.
In honor of Smyth's HUGE brain, re-arrange letters of an Oiler's name to create a new word which personifies said Oiler. Feel free to add one letter and/or remove one letter.
HALL + A = ALLAH
SMID + A = MIDAS
PETRELL + I - L = REPTILE
NUGENT-HOPKINS - K = GUNPOINT SHINE
HEMSKY - K = ME SHY
SUTTON - o = STUNT
KHABIBULIN = JAIL BIB HUNK (Bone - 1)
HARTIKAINEN = HATE IN A RINK (dnicks17 - 1)
HORCOFF + C = CHORE OFF (Joseppi - 1)
SMYTH = MYTHS (Namstua -1)
LADISLAV SMID = LADI SMID SALVO (CanadianHockey - 1)
HALL - H = ALL (Rin - 1) - eh, could use giant brain a little more...
CAMERON BARKER = ERROR BACK AMEN (Skimmingsworth - 1)
THEO PECKHAM = HACK MOTH PEE (Skimmingsworth - 2)
JORDAN EBERLE = RELEARNED JOB (Namstua - 2)
SHAWN HORCOFF = RANCH SHOWOFF (Namstua - 3) - Huge brain!
NICK SCHULTZ + A = NAZI CHUCK NORRIS (cheesed-off - 1)
BEN EAGER = BEEN RAGE (SilverHaireDevil -1)
TAYLOR HALL = RAY ALL HOT ((SilverHaireDevil -2)
RYAN SMYTH = YARN MYTHS (SilverHaireDevil -3)
DARCY HORDICHUK + P = DARK HORDY HICCUP (SilverHaireDevil -4) - Eh, is nickname, okay
LINUS OMARK = MINUS O LARK (SilverHaireDevil -5) - Funniest yet - GRAND PRIZE WINNER for biggest brain RYAN NUGENT-HOPKINS -N + E = GREAT SKINNY HOPE (SilverHaireDevil -5) - GRAND PRIZE WINNER for good player
TYLER PITLICK = KEPT TRILL ICY (40oz - 1) - is KGB-worthy CAM BARKER + P -B = CRAP MAKER (Baby Nilsson - 1) - GRAND PRIZE WINNER for bad player
Perhaps biggest brain gets personal mention by S Horcov? Is he HF member in disguise?
Last edited by Psycho Dad: 03-01-2012 at 10:52 AM.
Ryan Jones= Janys Reno (its the hair)
Ben Eager= Been Rage
Taylor Hall=Ray All Hot=Firin Mah Lazerz
Ryan Smyth= Yarn Myths
Darcy Hordichuk= Dark Hordy hiccuP
Linus Omark=Minus O Lark
Ryan Nugent Hopkins=Great skinny hope (lost a n added an e)
Last edited by SilverHaireDevil: 02-29-2012 at 05:24 PM.