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03-02-2012, 10:01 AM
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Regarding condom pranks, the tech workshop at my HS had a metal ceiling about 25 ft. up, and we would take little magnets, put them in the tip, and toss them up in the air. By the end of the year there most have been 20 condoms up there.
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03-02-2012, 10:12 AM
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Turn it into a game. Count how many times the Professors says a certain word.
haha i did this all the time. the last page of my notebook always had tally marks on it.


also i need some advice

i made homemade hazelnut extract and used it to make hazelnut cake. the cake was eh. i put chocolate frosting on it. overall it wasn't bad but not awesome. but i still have some extract left. so i'm thinking of making hazelnut chocolate cake. but i seriously don't know what kind of frosting to put on it. like, yeah i could just make my nutella frosting for a pure hazelnut chocolate explosion or i could just do chocolate frosting, or vanilla bean frosting, or i don't know. what should i do? any other suggestions?

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03-02-2012, 10:27 AM
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Turn it into a game. Count how many times the Professors says a certain word.
We do that in stats. He always says "no".

"This is correct, no?" Yesterday we got 43.

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03-02-2012, 10:34 AM
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We do that in stats. He always says "no".

"This is correct, no?" Yesterday we got 43.
haha my guy was "yes"

"you understand, yes?"

hahahah

he had a think indian accent and i think he started adding the "yes" because he was looking for reassurance that we understood what he was saying because his english was iffy at best. but it just got so absurd the number of times he used it

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03-02-2012, 10:41 AM
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My professor is either Russian or Polish. Thick accent and carries a man purse.

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He said comprenez 23 times.

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Different generation and/or day and age. If my parents found condoms anywhere in our house when I was in high school they would have flipped a **** at the notion. Bunch of prudes these days. That and them being free while at college makes it that much better of an option compared to things that may cost more money to acquire for prank usage
Exactly. Even now if my parents found my condoms I'd have to answer questions I don't want to. I'm smart enough to not get an STD or be a daddy. I don't need them breathing down my neck

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03-02-2012, 11:11 AM
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haha my guy was "yes"

"you understand, yes?"

hahahah

he had a think indian accent and i think he started adding the "yes" because he was looking for reassurance that we understood what he was saying because his english was iffy at best. but it just got so absurd the number of times he used it
My "Ancient Greece and Rome" professor is a middle aged white guy, and during his 3 hour class, he says "So far so bad?" at least 6 times each lecture. Nobody laughed the first time, and now 50 So far so bad's later, nobody has laughed...

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03-02-2012, 11:13 AM
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My Sport IT professor would say "and also" about 40 times a 75 minute class

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03-02-2012, 11:43 AM
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Halal at the time early this morning was a great choice but

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http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/28/kid-st.../#.T1EG-fHy8mw

Goldberg is a Devils fan and he lost a lot of weight.

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I know 7th Heaven is so long ago..but the little girl who played Ruthie Camden is now 21...





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Goldberg is a Devils fan and he lost a lot of weight.
This changes everything

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I know 7th Heaven is so long ago..but the little girl who played Ruthie Camden is now 21...




They should have cross bred 24 and seventh heaven tossing Jack Bauer in to spice things up.

That would be entertaining!

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03-02-2012, 12:39 PM
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3 choices for St Pats Day:

A) Stay home, go to Devils game watch Red Bull game on TV while drinking by myself
B) Go to NYC with some friends. Some are really close, 2 of them I really hate and will probably try to fight.
C)) Go to Cortland and get laid

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3 choices for St Pats Day:

A) Stay home, go to Devils game watch Red Bull game on TV while drinking by myself
B) Go to NYC with some friends. Some are really close, 2 of them I really hate and will probably try to fight.
C)) Go to Cortland and get laid
C, with a sprinkling of A (Devils/Red Bulls games on TV in the background - and obvious inclusion of alcohol somewhere in the day)

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03-02-2012, 12:44 PM
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C, with a sprinkling of A (Devils/Red Bulls games on TV in the background - and obvious inclusion of alcohol somewhere in the day)
Well duh. You can't go to Cortland and not get drunk. Plus she'll get ****faced per usual so it would be wrong if I did anything while she was sober

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03-02-2012, 12:49 PM
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C)) but B is tempting.

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To edit the end of my post "while I am sober"

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C is the only choice.

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I was just browsing my companys internal website and found a pic Lundqvuist in a tuxedo we apparently outfitted him with and there isb some chick behind him photo bombing the picture.

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I know 7th Heaven is so long ago..but the little girl who played Ruthie Camden is now 21...




crazy. what about Ice Box from Little Giants? She gets naked in one of her newer movies and I heard she did a couple pornos(I have not verified this though)

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I know 7th Heaven is so long ago..but the little girl who played Ruthie Camden is now 21...




She looks like a ****. Just saying.

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