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03-23-2012, 12:19 AM
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Wuss. A real man would yell "BRING IT ON" and pull out a stun rod and axe.


But seriously more people get killed by Rip Currents than Sharks when surfing/swimming.
Tell that to this poor idiot:


The problem with Bull Sharks is they have more testosterone then any other animal on the planet, so they are super aggressive.

Tiger Sharks like to bite stuff to see how it tastes, and they have the single most lethal teeth in the animal kingdom, literally like razor blades. Where a Great White will rip and tear, a Tiger Shark will make a clean cut right through.

Most Sharks though have no interest in you, and would rather avoid you. Generally you just want to avoid Bull, Tiger, Great White (if you are scuba diving around great whites, you are doing something wrong) and Giant Hammerheads (because they are stupid).

When I dove with the Sharks we fed them with no chainmail or anything, they didn't see us as food. I did however nearly surface into a feeding frenzy because I forgot they were chumming the surface and had run out of air and didn't look up. Guide saved my butt.

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Giant Hammerheads (because they are stupid).
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I thought hammerheads were supposed to be the friendliest.

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Generally you just want to avoid Bull, Tiger, Great White (if you are scuba diving around great whites, you are doing something wrong) and Giant Hammerheads (because they are stupid).
If you're scuba diving with them and you die well then I dunno what else to say other than you probably weren't gonna make it to your 30th anyways.

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And done.

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