We can always count on our penalty killers at least.
This here being professional bigtime suck.
We're like way experienced at this ****.
Remove all players from ice while killing penalty, spike Khabi's water bottle with vodka, see what happens..
For tonights match I expect some amplified "W T F was that" error ratio by "go to" legendary performers like Barker, Peckham, Potter, Sutton, Dumbnyk, Eager, Omark.
ON the 3rd line change of the game Ryan Jones injures our entire first line with a bad skate accident while jumping over the boards..
Horcoff gets untracked and scores an own goal. Gilbert would but we traded his ass. Schultz tries but he's ethically against GA and just can't do it.
Smid hacking away at lifeless Habs TRYING to get a penalty but this time crying on the bench about the refs screwing us..
Cole forgets who he's playing for and scores a goal. Into the right or wrong net considering your frame of reference and philosophical preference..
Hall gets highsticked by his own Player, Hemsky, Oil get a PP, pull the goalie in the second period for the added man, put Barker on the point who closes his eyes, has strange english on the shot, and fires the puck the wrong way in dead middle of the empty net and Habs score the winning goal shorthanded.
Oilers keep goalie pulled because Dubnyk injures himself on the bench using the wrong tool and Khabi is missing again.
Should be a classic. News of an investigation of fixed results to follow at 11.
Last edited by Replacement: 03-08-2012 at 02:07 PM.