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Sorry, this will be cancelled out by our offside skills.
And our amazingly inept transition game. Bad line change? Don't worry, we'll pass the puck to you guys anyway.

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Seriously am I the only one who wants to see us destroy the Habs and have our kids pad their stats while doing so?
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Hall, Hopkins, Eberle and Whitney are all out with the flu........

Oilers have summoned Liam Reddox, Toby Peterson, JFJ and Cory Cross on emergency recall.

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I don't think you habs fans understand that barker can singlehandedly lose a game for us. He's THAT bad.

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3 pages in 20 minutes.. you are all lazy

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I don't think you habs fans understand that barker can singlehandedly lose a game for us. He's THAT bad.
Don't forget Devan "Ten-Hole" Dubnyk.

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I don't think you habs fans understand that barker can singlehandedly lose a game for us. He's THAT bad.
Again, Campoli. He doesn't just lose games, he's known for that.

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Hall, Hopkins, Eberle and Whitney are all out with the flu........

Oilers have summoned Liam Reddox, Toby Peterson, JFJ and Cory Cross on emergency recall.
JFJ? Many Habs fans wanted JFJ to be claimed from the Oilers to be in our starting lineup. Bring it.

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If Cam Barker was drafted for his tanking ability, he would be the steal of the century at 3rd overall.

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I don't think anyone wanted to take ownership in case we win. So, thx

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I don't think anyone wanted to take ownership in case we win. So, thx
My GDTs are 1-0-1 this year... a winning curse?

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Hall, Hopkins, Eberle and Whitney are all out with the flu........

Oilers have summoned Liam Reddox, Toby Peterson, JFJ and Cory Cross on emergency recall.
What, no Marty Reasoner or Jason Strudwick?

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Again, Campoli. He doesn't just lose games, he's known for that.
cam barker averages less than 15 minutes of ice-time and still manages to bungle a game on his own. that's some serious tanking skill right there.

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I sure hope we win this one. I would much rather have Murray then Grigorenko. A defensemen that has drawn comparisons to Niedermayer makes way more sense then a forward with a bad attitude.

It would be nice to see Hordichuck give Staubitz a beating too.

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I think Roy would be the perfect call up given the opponent and the magnitude of this negative 4 point game

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What, no Marty Reasoner or Jason Strudwick?
Is it possible to get JDD back to be the goalie? maybe PHO can recall POS for our top line center

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Oilers win this one very easily 5-0 for the good guys.

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Nope. Make that 2!
Make it three!*

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cam barker averages less than 15 minutes of ice-time and still manages to bungle a game on his own. that's some serious tanking skill right there.
The last game he played, his first two shifts resulted in two goals against.

The guy is amazing in terms of not playing D.

He's like Andy Delmore without the offense. And worse defense.

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Is it possible to get JDD back to be the goalie? maybe PHO can recall POS for our top line center
Maybe we can ask them for Raffi Torres too. We need more floaters.

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Seriously am I the only one who wants to see us destroy the Habs and have our kids pad their stats while doing so?
hate the habs more than anything on this planet. they're ****in garbage. we better kill those stupid mother****ers tonight

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Seriously am I the only one who wants to see us destroy the Habs and have our kids pad their stats while doing so?
I love tasting the tears of all the Habs fans that show up at Rexall to watch their team get owned. Last year the only reason they stayed afloat was because of Carey Price and he's sitting tonight.

I don't care to cheer for my team to lose ever. Hate that attitude.

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We can always count on our penalty killers at least.

This here being professional bigtime suck.

We're like way experienced at this ****.

Remove all players from ice while killing penalty, spike Khabi's water bottle with vodka, see what happens..

For tonights match I expect some amplified "W T F was that" error ratio by "go to" legendary performers like Barker, Peckham, Potter, Sutton, Dumbnyk, Eager, Omark.

ON the 3rd line change of the game Ryan Jones injures our entire first line with a bad skate accident while jumping over the boards..

Horcoff gets untracked and scores an own goal. Gilbert would but we traded his ass. Schultz tries but he's ethically against GA and just can't do it.

Smid hacking away at lifeless Habs TRYING to get a penalty but this time crying on the bench about the refs screwing us..

Cole forgets who he's playing for and scores a goal. Into the right or wrong net considering your frame of reference and philosophical preference..

Hall gets highsticked by his own Player, Hemsky, Oil get a PP, pull the goalie in the second period for the added man, put Barker on the point who closes his eyes, has strange english on the shot, and fires the puck the wrong way in dead middle of the empty net and Habs score the winning goal shorthanded.

Oilers keep goalie pulled because Dubnyk injures himself on the bench using the wrong tool and Khabi is missing again.

Should be a classic. News of an investigation of fixed results to follow at 11.


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