More Creative Nicknames Please!

[Hairball]

Originally Posted by OilerTyler

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Lips - Lanky - Buck Teeth
Classless - Snowpants* - Glassman
Mullet - The Captain Shawn Horcoff - Mullet 2.0
Fists - French - Albino

The good one - The other good one
Ankles - Wizard
New Guy - Bonehead

Bulin Wall
Giraffe

*Credit to IATL

Originally Posted by Tangerine

lol'd @ 'The Captain Shawn Horcoff'

Lol. So did I.

[molsonmuscle360]

Originally Posted by OilerTyler

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Lips - Lanky - Buck Teeth
Classless - Snowpants* - Glassman
Mullet - The Captain Shawn Horcoff - Mullet 2.0
Fists - French - Albino

The good one - The other good one
Ankles - Wizard
New Guy - Bonehead

Bulin Wall
Giraffe

*Credit to IATL

Big fan of both of those nicknames. I'm not sure if Snowpants is Robert Munch inspired but it made me think of Sam Gagner trasposed into Thomas's Snowsuit. We could turn that line into a Munch line. Mortimer (Omark)/Snowpants/The Paperbag Princess(Hemsky)

[TimeForAnOilChange]

Originally Posted by badberry

Please explain Snowpants...

because he's always getting knocked on his a** on the ice and has "snow" covering his pants...i still like to call him Sammy the Bull after his goonery earlier this year lol

and how about Jordan "Crazy Eyes" Eberle and Shawn "Crazy Eyes II" Horcoff, Ales "Offside" Hemsky, Ryan "Babyface" Nugent-Hopkins, Devan "Abdul-Jabbar" Dubnyk, Corey "Dont Call Me Harry" Potter, Theo "PIM" Peckham, Andy "The Dangler" Sutton, Nicolai "The Rebuild Facilitator" Khabibulin

Thought of a couple more for Potsie and Dooby

Corey "The Mangler" Potter (pair him with Sutton for the mangler and dangler combo)

Devan "Jeckyl and Hyde" Dubnyk for his ability to make HON type saves one minute and letting in a peewee level goal the next.

and while i'm at it, Shawn "Titanic" Horcoff and Cam "Gonzo" Barker

[Teddy Peckman]

Goonie Whifcoff

[Teddy Peckman]

Khabibulin - The Bourbon Fall

[Teddy Peckman]

leonard "powder" petrell

[Horseradish]

Well, I have a few I routinely use...

Barker- Woof
Petry- Peaches
Peckham- Pecker
Eberle- Ebola
Nuge- Nugget
Lander- Doolittle
Oilers columnist John MacKinnon at The Journal: Lapdog

And then a one other which just don't have the same ring:
Potter- CP3...goals against per game.

[flashy]

Barker = Android
Jones = Alien or E.T
Horcoff = Whiff
Pa Paurenteu = Anomaly

[OilChuck]

Jordan "The Jedi" Eberle
Taylor "Bull" Hall
Ryan "Radar" Hopkins
Theo "The Lumberjack" Peckham
Linus "Peanuts" Omark
Devan "The Big Easy" Dubnyk.....the only original nickname on the team
Sam "The Hobbit" Gagner (Or Hobbs for short)
Cam "K9" Barker
Ryan "Grizz" Whitney
Laddy "The Badger" Smid

[Horseradish]

Originally Posted by OilChuck

Jordan "The Jedi" Eberle
Taylor "Bull" Hall
Ryan "Radar" Hopkins
Theo "The Lumberjack" Peckham
Linus "Peanuts" Omark
Devan "The Big Easy" Dubnyk.....the only original nickname on the team
Sam "The Hobbit" Gagner (Or Hobbs for short)
Cam "K9" Barker
Ryan "Grizz" Whitney
Laddy "The Badger" Smid

Love "badger".