GDT: Saturday Afternoon Clash of the Super Smash Bros. - 1:00 MST - SNET-W

[ToeDrag83]

EDMONTON:26-35-6, -- 58 pts.VS OPPONENT: 35-30-4, -- 74pts.

Game Day: Saturday, March 10th, 2012
Game Time: Relatively High Noon >> 1:08 p.m. MST
Radio: Sonic the Hedgehog 102.9 a.k.a. 630 Ched
TV: Sportsnet NES
Location: PEPSI Pokemon Stadium


In an increasingly frustrating trial of a season, the Oilers of Edmonton look to redeem themselves after humiliation at the (not so Master) Hands of the Canadiens des Montreal. Will the Afternoon SMASH Clash between the Duche-bagless Avalanche of Colarado and our very own Oilers of Edmonton show redemption of the SMASH variety?!?!?!! Probably nooooottt!!! But the citizens of Oil Country will tune in anyways!!!!


SMASH Attack Squads!!

Triple-Edged Sword Line

Taylor "Ike the Tyke" Hall	Ryan ToonLink-Hopkins	Jordan EberLink
"Stay out of my way, and nobody gets burnt"	"Not big enough for the Brawl Stage? **** right off"	"My stats are Skyward bound, and I'm not far from the Twilight of my career"

Size Doesn't Matter Line

Linus "Everest" Omark	Samwise "K2" Gagner	Ales "PK Blunder" Hemsky
"Time to prove the doubters wrong. They said I couldn't grow a beard, and look at me now"	"Yes I do wear snow pants when I climb. Why do you ask?"	"I'd like to say hi to my number one fan, ToeDrag83. I'm gonna score a goal for you tonight"

One-Performer-Max-Per-Game Line

R.O.B a.k.a Ryan "Old Bag" Smyth	Shawn "Captain Fallen" Horcoff	Ryan "Flowigi" Jones
"What are you talking about, my joints have never felt less stiff, you know"	"Horcoffff Puuunch! Horcofff Whiffff!"	"It'saaa me! Flowigi!"

Belanger Triangle of Terribad Line

Darcy Hordichuk a.k.a "Mr. No Game & Just Watch"	Eric "Princess Rotten Peach" Belanger	King Lennu
"I don't really have a problem with it. All I need is 2 minutes, *****es"	"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? I plan to couche on the ice tonight anyway"	"I want to play with the Link and the Toon Link, I felt the chemistry"

Dynamic Duo

Ladislav Smid a.k.a Falco	Jeff "McFoxy" Petry
"I'm a budding Star, Fox"	"What my galactic buddy said"

Pitiful Pair

Ryan "Can't See my feet" Whitney	Corey "PowerPuff" Potter
"I... can't see my feet...in my future"	"It's weird, all I do is sing crap to him, and he puts me in the top 4."

Double D Danglers

AnDK Sutton	Nick "Peanut Cannon" Schultz
"Two plus two equals jelllooo"	"Seriously, I can do cartwheels with the puck. Just did what Coach said back in Minny Hijinx"

Superb Sieves

Nikolai Yoshibulin	Devan "Ganandork" Dubnyk
"I gobble puck in front, but it ends up behind "	"Oooohh"

VERSUS


Colorado "Hand to Throat" Avalanche

[40oz]

So early

[dnicks17]

Omark and Gagner:

[dnicks17]

Originally Posted by 40oz

So early

The game is at 1 MST.

[Joseppi]

That R.O.B. picture is almost 6mb. Smaller picture please

edit: thanks!

[oilersfan11]

4-2 Oilers.

[ToeDrag83]

Originally Posted by dnicks17

The game is at 1 MST.

How do I line the pics up in one row?? So they can be united as a line?

[thadd]

3-5 Avs.

Another empty netter scored. This time with 40 seconds left in regulation. Hall, Horcoff, Belanger, Eberle, Smid and Petry are out on the ice.

With 30 seconds left and the net no longer pulled the kid line is out with a double shifted Petry and Whitney. Edmonton gets 5 shots on net in that frame, but Colorado's defence stands tall.

[BoldNewLettuce]

[Mowzie]

Feel free to add a link, I posted this from my phone.

[Tree444]

Epic GDT is Epic.

[Joseppi]

Sam GagNess


Darcy HordiYoshi
Eager to gobble the puck up, but unable to do anything but spit it back out

Jefox Petry
"Do a Barrel Roll!"

[CorpseFX]

love the nintendo - even though the company is garbage.
SO early bird.

[Matt Ryan]

INSIDER REPORT
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Our team's game plan



At least we're not the leafs

[Hans Moleman]

No Samus Gagner?
Suggestions: Theo Peckhachu, Corey "Power-Up" Potter, Ryan "Snake" Whitney, AnDK Sutton, Diddy Dubnyk, Nikolai Kirbybulin.

Edit: That Yoshibulin quote is pure genius.

[Replacement]

Hemsky=Tintin.

Remember it, know it.




How is Andy Suttonrock not Fred Flintstone?

[Auguste Escoffier]

[n7]

OP is full of win

[Fiddie]

[ToeDrag83]

Done for the night. Might add some changes tomorrow morning if the inspiration comes to me.

e.g. If Gags scores, he may be upgraded to Samus Gagner or Sam GagNess.

e.g. If Whitney shows up and completes an effective pass, he will be dubbed Ryan "Snake" Whitney.

Thanks for the suggestions, all! Hope you like it, HFOil.

[Namtsua]

This is awesome!!!!

[Oilbleeder]

Originally Posted by Replacement

Hemsky=Tintin.

Remember it, know it.

Khabibulin HAS to be Haddock.



"He says lets make the playoffs"

[Joseppi]

[Hans Moleman]

[40oz]