In an increasingly frustrating trial of a season, the Oilers of Edmonton look to redeem themselves after humiliation at the (not so Master) Hands of the Canadiens des Montreal. Will the Afternoon SMASH Clash between the Duche-bagless Avalanche of Colarado and our very own Oilers of Edmonton show redemption of the SMASH variety?!?!?!! Probably nooooottt!!! But the citizens of Oil Country will tune in anyways!!!!
SMASH Attack Squads!!
Triple-Edged Sword Line
Taylor "Ike the Tyke" Hall
"Stay out of my way, and nobody gets burnt"
"Not big enough for the Brawl Stage? **** right off"
"My stats are Skyward bound, and I'm not far from the Twilight of my career"
Size Doesn't Matter Line
Linus "Everest" Omark
Samwise "K2" Gagner
Ales "PK Blunder" Hemsky
"Time to prove the doubters wrong. They said I couldn't grow a beard, and look at me now"
"Yes I do wear snow pants when I climb. Why do you ask?"
"I'd like to say hi to my number one fan, ToeDrag83. I'm gonna score a goal for you tonight"
R.O.B a.k.a Ryan "Old Bag" Smyth
Shawn "Captain Fallen" Horcoff
Ryan "Flowigi" Jones
"What are you talking about, my joints have never felt less stiff, you know"
"Horcoffff Puuunch! Horcofff Whiffff!"
"It'saaa me! Flowigi!"
Belanger Triangle of Terribad Line
Darcy Hordichuk a.k.a "Mr. No Game & Just Watch"
Eric "Princess Rotten Peach" Belanger
"I don't really have a problem with it. All I need is 2 minutes, *****es"
"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? I plan to couche on the ice tonight anyway"
"I want to play with the Link and the Toon Link, I felt the chemistry"
Ladislav Smid a.k.a Falco
Jeff "McFoxy" Petry
"I'm a budding Star, Fox"
"What my galactic buddy said"
Ryan "Can't See my feet" Whitney
Corey "PowerPuff" Potter
"I... can't see my feet...in my future"
"It's weird, all I do is sing crap to him, and he puts me in the top 4."
Double D Danglers
Nick "Peanut Cannon" Schultz
"Two plus two equals jelllooo"
"Seriously, I can do cartwheels with the puck. Just did what Coach said back in Minny Hijinx"