We're so desperate for players we signed Mayor Bee?
Can you imagine me with the mic on for a game?
(scrum after the whistle)
Opponent: "Get off the ice, ya scrub!"
Me: "YOU'LL be off the ice soon enough...your elimination number is 7, and you don't hold tiebreakers over any of those teams ahead of you!"
(score a goal)
Teammate #1: "Nice shot!"
Teammate #2: "Way to finish!"
Me: "Free honey for everyone!"