GDT: LXIX | "Paul Devorski Caption Contest" | Oilers vs. Sharks | 3.12.12 | 7:30PM | TSN

[Soli]

(26-35-7) --vs-- (33-25-9)

GAME DAY INFORMATION Game Day: Monday March 12th 2012 Game Time: 7:30PM MT Location: Rexall Radio: 630 Ched. TV: TSN Streamed:

OILERS LINEUP Taylor Hall - Ryan Nugent-Hopkins - Jordan Eberle Linus Omark - Sam Gagner - Ales Hemsky Ryan Smyth - Shawn Horcoff - Lennart Petrell Ryan Jones - Eric Belanger - Ben Eager Ladislav Smid - Jeff Petry Ryan Whitney - Nick Schultz Andy Sutton - Cory Potter Devan Dubnyk Nikolai Khabibulin

SHARKS LINEUP Patrick Marleau - Joe Thornton - Joe Pavelski Tommy Wingels - Logan Couture - Ryane Clowe Daniel Winnik - Dom Moore - Tom Mitchell Andrew Desjardins - Michael Handzus - T.J Galiardi Douglas Murray - Dan Boyle Pickles - Brent Burns Colin White - Jason Demers Antti Niemi

SOLI'S SHORTSIDE - Jordan Eberle scored his 30th of the season in the opening seconds of the game against San Jose less than a week ago. He hasn't scored since. Time to get 'er done Jordo! - Last the Oilers met the Sharks, the Oilers came away with a 3-2 SO victory. - Dubnyk starts after coming off of a groin tweak. - Sharks haven't won since Feb 28th. - Below is the Paul Devorski Caption Contest. Devorski of course made that horrible call last game that, all things remaining the same, cost us a regulation victory. Last week the Sharks GDT I made was a "tribute" to the refs... and we won that game. Time to run the gambit and keep it going. Today, we single out one zebra in particular. Best caption wins glory. And.... go!

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[Matt Ryan]

Slump-busters to the rescue!

[Oilbleeder]

This needs to be posted every time we play these guys:

[Turrican]

A team with a worse L10 than us.. CRAZY!

[Skm]

Originally Posted by Oilbleeder

This needs to be posted every time we play these guys:

YT

What the **** did I just watch? Hahaha.

[GreatKeith]

At least if we lose they overtake Calgary...

[Reimer]

Originally Posted by Oilbleeder

This needs to be posted every time we play these guys:

Holly **** flying sharks and if that's not bad enough the ****ers know how to hold hockey sticks too. We're ****ing screwed!!!

[SometimesY]

Originally Posted by Oilbleeder

This needs to be posted every time we play these guys:

Love this! haha

[Ozolinsh_27]

omg its horrible LOL

[Soli]

Late addition to the GDT.... the Paul Devorski Caption Contest. Have at 'er.

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[Reimer]

Originally Posted by Soli

Late addition to the GDT.... the Paul Devorski Caption Contest. Have at 'er.

I don't play hockey much, but when I do I prefer no gloves and a wrong handed stick.

[Soli]

IMAGE 2

"Blown Call"

IMAGE 4

"Despite failed efforts earlier in the night, Devorski finds innovative ways to take the game in his own hands"

[GreatKeith]

Originally Posted by Soli

Late addition to the GDT.... the Paul Devorski Caption Contest. Have at 'er.

2 minutes for diving, and another 5 minutes for making me lose my helmet.

[Beerfish]

[Oilbleeder]

Image 2: Man I was so drunk last night. Me and Augsie ripped it up. The goal? Oh I'm already going to call it a goal, I just need to make it look like I'm checking. Now about that chick I met at the bar.....

[Reimer]

Image 1: Just kill me now and quit making me ref a Phoenix vs. Nashville game.

Image 2: WHAT'S UP!!!!!

Image 3: I told you I would ****ing cross kick you. Now FINISH HIM!!! (In mortal combat style appears on the screen)

[ejams]

Image 2 he is clearly saying "Wassuuppppppppppppppp"

[Reimer]

Originally Posted by ejams

Image 2 he is clearly saying "Wassuuppppppppppppppp"

Great minds think alike!!

[Koto]

is that the real lineup?


probably not...too logical

[belair]

Originally Posted by Soli

"$9.99!?!?!?! I can't believe it either, Dainius.......................Dainius?"

[Matt Ryan]

And then I asked her, "Does this smell like chloroform?"

[BoldNewLettuce]

PAUL DEVORSKI CAPTION CONTEST IMAGE 1 "we notorious ain't nobody can hang with us Rascalz, Checkmate, Kardinal and Devorski, Choclair coming down with that northern touch....why you people wanna bang with us ain't nobody can hang with us Rascals, Checkmate, Kardinal and Devorski, Choclair coming down with that northern touch, tiggy touch" IMAGE 2 "WasssAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" IMAGE 3 "You're outta thaa GAAAAAAAAAME!!!" IMAGE 4 *inner monologue* "Alright Devorski, this is your chance...make this shot and you make the team! All or nothing D-vo....All..OR...Nothin...."

[SilverHaireDevil]

any bets devo takes this game into his own hands as well?

[Jepprey]

Is this dude reffing tonight's game as well? Damn son!

[Fuhryous]

Image 2: "The schnozberries taste like schnozberries!"

Image 3: "Here it comes, the MOST electrifying move in sports entertainment today...THE PEOPLE"S ELBOW!"