He used his jock playing hockey and left it at my house for some reason. The jock is awful. It smells terrible, looks 10 years old and he admitted to peeing in it when he was a kid. So yeah, if he wants it back he can come get it.
He used his jock playing hockey and left it at my house for some reason. The jock is awful. It smells terrible, looks 10 years old and he admitted to peeing in it when he was a kid. So yeah, if he wants it back he can come get it.
He used his jock playing hockey and left it at my house for some reason. The jock is awful. It smells terrible, looks 10 years old and he admitted to peeing in it when he was a kid. So yeah, if he wants it back he can come get it.
No. It literally emits fumes and you can smell it within a 15-meter radius. It's the worst smell, like a combination of the inside of a really old garbage bin and milk that's been left in the sun too long. If there's a worse smell in the world, I have not experienced it yet.
Should we invite some canucks? They might need the cheap ice time
I was going to say, but I realized I'd probably shoot a puck or something and hit them in the wrist or something and **** everything up. That would honestly be my greatest fear and I would go out of my way to avoid them at all costs. I live by Murphy's law.
That said, I would be open to this. It would be pretty awesome. Kevin Durant played flag football during the lockout. Could you imagine the media scrum?
I was going to say, but I realized I'd probably shoot a puck or something and hit them in the wrist or something and **** everything up. That would honestly be my greatest fear and I would go out of my way to avoid them at all costs. I live by Murphy's law.
That said, I would be open to this. It would be pretty awesome. Kevin Durant played flag football during the lockout. Could you imagine the media scrum?
i'd worry more about you not being able to move out of the way of one of their shots and getting killed in the process.
i'd worry more about you not being able to move out of the way of one of their shots and getting killed in the process.
I'm not important to the Vancouver Canucks. I'd worry more about ****ing up our chances to win a Cup than getting hurt. Besides, if I die I don't have to worry about anything. If I hurt one of them, I'd have to live with that forever. That's much harder.
I'm not important to the Vancouver Canucks. I'd worry more about ****ing up our chances to win a Cup than getting hurt. Besides, if I die I don't have to worry about anything. If I hurt one of them, I'd have to live with that forever. That's much harder.
Closest comparable talent I've skated against is full-fledged NCAA player (played CHL for a couple of seasons after). My wife told me that apparently he'd had asthma his whole life (this is in Kitimat).
Not that you'd freaking know it to be on the ice with him. He moved somewhere between 10 to 20 times above our top speed consistently and his mouth never even opened to indicate he was getting winded.
Closest comparable talent I've skated against is full-fledged NCAA player (played CHL for a couple of seasons after). My wife told me that apparently he'd had asthma his whole life (this is in Kitimat).
Not that you'd freaking know it to be on the ice with him. He moved somewhere between 10 to 20 times above our top speed consistently and his mouth never even opened to indicate he was getting winded.
Them guys are goooood...
Yeah, anyone that has played at a relatively high level of ice hockey looks NHL quality when you are on the ice with them. It's weird like that. I'd imagine players like Ryan Kesler and Alex Burrows would absolutely dominate us. The game would be completely controlled by them.
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I"m starting to second guess coming out if jock stealing/smelling is a regular occurance with you guys.
Only with The Gourmet. But it's OK, he's not going. Apparently he's got better things to do like sleep.
Dammit, Reverend - how did you manage to turn this from "let's all get together and have fun playing hockey" to "no one wants to come for fear of their jock being stolen"?
Yeah, anyone that has played at a relatively high level of ice hockey looks NHL quality when you are on the ice with them. It's weird like that. I'd imagine players like Ryan Kesler and Alex Burrows would absolutely dominate us. The game would be completely controlled by them.
The 'stone hand' 4th line goons would dominate us. Hell the retired stone hand goons would dominate us
Dammit, Reverend - how did you manage to turn this from "let's all get together and have fun playing hockey" to "no one wants to come for fear of their jock being stolen"?
Cause I **** **** up.
I will completely on record and say I have never stolen a used jock in my life.
The Gourmet just trolled me hard. I even returned his sweater he left at the park and he does this to me. I am disappoint.
