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04-03-2012, 06:25 AM
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O look an office pool gone wrong story (right on cue). I was wondering does the lottery have to release your name if you won? Just stay low key and take off to another country before anyone has the chance to sue me. lol

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/201...tml#incart_hbx

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i was told there would be bagels this morning.

i did not eat breakfast in anticipation of bagels.

there are no bagels.
Ya you were suppose to bring them. lol Well go to that person and tell them you owe me a bagel.

Edit: Great now I want a bagel.

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O look an office pool gone wrong story (right on cue). I was wondering does the lottery have to release your name if you won? Just stay low key and take off to another country before anyone has the chance to sue me. lol

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/201...tml#incart_hbx



Ya you were suppose to bring them. lol Well go to that person and tell them you owe me a bagel.
i was not supposed to bring them. we won like $30 in the mega millions. the guy with the tickets was going to get breakfast.

guess he ran off with our money too. lol

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They should rename my condo complex "Domestic Violence Woods".

Thank god these neighbors are being kicked out.

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They should rename my condo complex "Domestic Violence Woods".

Thank god these neighbors are being kicked out.
at least its not the shooting that happened at mine.

i've since moved.

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About 4-5 times a week, any time from 2AM to 10AM, right next door.



Everyone else here is nice, its a peaceful complex, its Brick for christ sakes.

Sans a drunken redneck beating his girlfriend on a nightly basis, getting the cops called and then making up

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About 4-5 times a week, any time from 2AM to 10AM, right next door.



Everyone else here is nice, its a peaceful complex, its Brick for christ sakes.

Sans a drunken redneck beating his girlfriend on a nightly basis, getting the cops called and then making up
sounds lovely. i can't watch the you tube though.

speaking of brick. i'm interviewing at a place down there next week

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I can't believe this lady at work is still giving me the evil stare. I turned around to say good morning and stoped saying it when I saw who it was. She gets annoyed that she has to move the validation machine when I work the Children's Hospital desk. I aways put the machine on the ledge in front of my desk to make it easier for people to use it instead of having to reach over the desk to use (no one has ever complained/easier for me to watch too). Even if I listened to her and kept it in the same place she would still be moving her arm in a way to make it hurt.


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i was not supposed to bring them. we won like $30 in the mega millions. the guy with the tickets was going to get breakfast.

guess he ran off with our money too. lol
Well you know what that means now. lol


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04-03-2012, 07:11 AM
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I still laugh to this day about that kid drunk asking what we though would happen if he pissed on yellow jackets, asking if we could tape it so he could send it to jack ass and him having the 2 angry bees shooting straight for him. None of us watched to see where the bees were stinging, but trusting from the girlish squeals, piss marks on his pants and sting marks on his hands from where he ripped em off and crushed them...

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Apparently to my lab partner 'someone signed up to run their experiments at the time I wanted' means 'let's wake up 4 hours early and run them then instead.' *******, this is supposed to be my sleep in day.

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I agree put the WWE talk in The Consolidated Entertainment Thread.

Leave the nothing alone.
that's why wrestling had it's own thread - it ruins all it touches.

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No wonder this country is so fat: http://health.yahoo.net/experts/eatt...dishes-america

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Wrestling just angers me. Yech.

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good lord those are terrible.

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Wrestling just angers me. Yech.

Me too, it is like homoerotic Theater for the uncertain.

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mickey rourke in The Wrestler was about the only good thing about wrestling I've experienced since I was 10.

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Yeah and as if that's not bad enough, check this out: http://eatthis.womenshealthmag.com/s...od_Trends_2012

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Some of the things that piss me off....Part 1.

Why do Presidential candidates want to appear as a “regular guy”???

I don’t want a “regular guy” at the helm , I don’t need to relate to the CEO of my company on personal level. I don't want to see you eating a cheeseburger in a diner. I need the best decision maker, the best strategic mind and someone with vision of the future and how to get there….That isn’t a “regular guy”…If I see one more candidate in plaid and jeans or having a beer during election season I’m going to go mad…

“regular guy”??? I’ll talk to my neighbors for a “regular guy” to relate to…The President of the United States should not be a regular guy.

Bubba-fication of America and everyone eats it up like stupid school children.

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Lol, I knew a kid in philly who was robbed at knifepoint twice who started carrying one. Cept that it first got used on a dumbass who "wanted to be tazed" so he could try yet again to get on jackass.

This is the same guy that invited people to use a staplegun to shoot the big staples in his ass through his jeans. One kid shot 6 in a row with crazy laugh. He also set himself on fire with everclear so people would put him out with a co2 fire extinguisher. Smashed a jar of pasta sauce on the back of his head. Instigated yellow jackets by pissing on them. Going squirrel hunting while drunk in a public park with a bbgun. (No he was not the dude with the double barrell 12 Gague sawed off). He took a **** right outside the entrance to the security building and set it on fire with zippo fluid. He taunted a girl RA by smearing his ass cheeks against the window when he knew she was having sex (fat girl so she wouldn't stop).

He also gave a dog shrooms and a squirrel LSD laced peanuts. A crazy mother ****er.
Sounds like an interesting guy, I have a friend like this too. Fun stories to tell later, but you fear for your life while they are in progress.

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Some of the things that piss me off....Part 1.

Why do Presidential candidates want to appear as a “regular guy”???

I don’t want a “regular guy” at the helm , I don’t need to relate to the CEO of my company on personal level. I don't want to see you eating a cheeseburger in a diner. I need the best decision maker, the best strategic mind and someone with vision of the future and how to get there….That isn’t a “regular guy”…If I see one more candidate in plaid and jeans or having a beer during election season I’m going to go mad…

“regular guy”??? I’ll talk to my neighbors for a “regular guy” to relate to…The President of the United States should not be a regular guy.

Bubba-fication of America and everyone eats it up like stupid school children.
I think it's silly too. Voters want to be represented by someone who shares their values and interests. But the President isn't a representative, nor should he be. I have no problem with it if US Reps pander to their districts' tendencies, but the President really shouldn't have to.

Blame Andrew Jackson, he's the one who got this rustication stuff all started with his 1828 campaign of Log Cabins and Hard Cider.

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Watch it now.............



What was it about 10 post? I don't even remember that thread half the time. lol I will try and remember it but its all the ranger fans fault.

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