The UNofficial Double Secret Negative Nancy thread

Flame Demers* · 03-27-2012, 08:57 AM

Consolidating all negative thinkers...if its permanent madness or only temporary?
-For all you haters / pessimists / Negative Nancy's: Unite.

This thread is good because it keeps people like me from ruining other positive threads.

The SEASON is falling apart... I am falling apart... I cant take the pressure

RIGHT NOW I FEEL:

They will slip to 7 seed and get smoked by Boston in 5.
Two weeks ago i was confident. Now I am lonely and sad.
Defense will get dominated in a 7 game series

Upcoming games

Chicago
Tampa
Islanders
Carolina
Detroit
Ottawa

That last game I am going to be crying with anxiety.

Join in and put all your negative energy here...or slap me around and call me a loser

engy · 03-27-2012, 09:14 AM

Parise leaves after a first round sweep.

Brodeur sign as Lundqvist backup because he gave up 30 goals in the four playoff games.

Larsson is a bust and will be relegated to minors.

Devils resign Rolston to a new $5 mill dollar contract due to his production in Boston.

Devils move to Quebec after fans give up.

Sigh.

Scott04 · 03-27-2012, 09:30 AM

My water is too cold and it makes my teeth hurt!

That and I still has a sad that I have class Monday and Tuesday nights and the Devils have had so many home games on those days of the week. I'm missing out

Cowbell232 · 03-27-2012, 09:42 AM

What makes this official again? I never understand thread titles like that...

TheUnseenHand · 03-27-2012, 09:43 AM

I honestly do think this D is going to get seriously exposed in a 7 game series against any team. The question will be can Marty and the offense carry them to wins.

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Originally Posted by Cowbell232

What makes this official again? I never understand thread titles like that...

Just get rid of the word official. You have the power to do that don't you?

Richer's Ghost · 03-27-2012, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Cowbell232

What makes this official again? I never understand thread titles like that...

it's not official unless Devilswede makes it. He's the original negative nancy.

Cowbell232 · 03-27-2012, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by TheUnseenHand

I honestly do think this D is going to get seriously exposed in a 7 game series against any team. The question will be can Marty and the offense carry them to wins.

Just get rid of the word official. You have the power to do that don't you?

To the first, let's hope so.

To the second, yes. But that doesn't mean I need to use it over something this silly, lol

TheUnseenHand · 03-27-2012, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Cowbell232

To the second, yes. But that doesn't mean I need to use it over something this silly, lol

Someone did

**Mr.Krinkle** · 03-27-2012, 09:57 AM

What about Debbie Downers? Are they welcome here? Or do they not belong since this is officially for Nancies

Richer's Ghost · 03-27-2012, 09:57 AM

I was going to put 'unauthorized, unoffical, undettered Negative Nancy thread: ENTER AT RISK' but thought maybe that is having too much fun with such an unfun topic

Richer's Ghost · 03-27-2012, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Krinkle

What about Debbie Downers? Are they welcome here? Or do they not belong since this is officially for Nancies

No, because the Devils are called Debbies by the Ranger fans, thus the Debbie Downers must reside on the Ranger board.

Try to keep up derp.

Cowbell232 · 03-27-2012, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Richer's Ghost

No, because the Devils are called Debbies by the Ranger fans, thus the Debbie Downers must reside on the Ranger board.

Try to keep up derp.

This completely demolishes what I was going to post. A+ material.

Richer's Ghost · 03-27-2012, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Cowbell232

This completely demolishes what I was going to post. A+ material.

it doesn't score a 151 with 2 pt tiles on a double double word score with double tile bonus but it's trying...

Flame Demers* · 03-27-2012, 10:36 AM

They might not even make the playoffs

Cowbell232 · 03-27-2012, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Fruits Demers

They might not even make the playoffs

Okay, that's going from Negative Nancy to straight crazy talk. The chances of that are super, super, super small.

Flame Demers* · 03-27-2012, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Cowbell232

Okay, that's going from Negative Nancy to straight crazy talk. The chances of that are super, super, super small.

I was joking about that, i do however think they will end up the 7 seed. and get crushed.

I hope I am wrong, i hope this whole thread is wrong

Scott04 · 03-27-2012, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Fruits Demers

I was joking about that, i do however think they will end up the 7 seed. and get crushed.

I hope I am wrong, i hope this whole thread is wrong

That's impossible. My water really was too cold and made my teeth hurt. And I really am missing tonight's game because I'll be in class. The rest of it may be a lie, but my post was all truth.

GentlemanOfLeisure · 03-27-2012, 10:58 AM

Washington is going to catch Florida and at this point i'd rather face Boston than Washington.

Devils need in all reality 2 points to make the playoffs. If they cant beat at least the Islanders or Tampa then they don't deserve to make it.

Just Win · 03-27-2012, 11:32 AM

Thanks for making this thread. I hope it puts all negative post in one place.

Finally one thread i can ignore.

**BrodeurRULES** · 03-27-2012, 11:50 AM

I blame Kovy and Marty! They are going to make us miss the playoffs again!

Devils Dominion · 03-27-2012, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Fruits Demers

They might not even make the playoffs

That is a realistic scenerio, somewhat likely if they don't win 2 out of the next 3 games.

DatBoyJPP · 03-27-2012, 12:09 PM

I didn't get laid last night

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Originally Posted by DevsIn2010

That is a realistic scenerio, somewhat likely if they don't win 2 out of the next 3 games.

nope.jpg

Richer's Ghost · 03-27-2012, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DevsIn2010

That is a realistic scenerio, somewhat likely if they don't win 2 out of the next 3 games.

going 2-4 the next 6 games the Devils are 100% to make the playoffs, 35% to finish 6th, 59% to finish 7th, and 7% to finish 8th.

http://www.sportsclubstats.com/NHL/E...NewJersey.html

going 4-2 80% to face the Panthers; 20% Boston
going 3-3 60% Panthers; 40% Boston
going 2-4 57% Boston; 30% Panthers
going 1-5 50% Bostons; 25% Rangers; 16% Pittsburgh

Getzo5 · 03-27-2012, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DevsIn2010

That is a realistic scenerio, somewhat likely if they don't win 2 out of the next 3 games.

RG did.

apice3 · 03-27-2012, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Richer's Ghost

going 2-4 the next 6 games the Devils are 100% to make the playoffs, 35% to finish 6th, 59% to finish 7th, and 7% to finish 8th.

http://www.sportsclubstats.com/NHL/E...NewJersey.html

going 4-2 80% to face the Panthers; 20% Boston
going 3-3 60% Panthers; 40% Boston
going 2-4 57% Boston; 30% Panthers
going 1-5 50% Bostons; 25% Rangers; 16% Pittsburgh

Too much positivity for this thread.