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1st Church of Perron, time to testify

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03-27-2012, 10:29 PM
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1st Church of Perron, time to testify

PERROWNED!!!





so I’m sitting on Figueroa and 6th in front of the Staples Center before the Kings game with my "1st Church of Perron’ sign spreading the gospel. With all the homeless in the area and my beard I guess some thought I was from a local mission and they started to offer me money. At first I declined but then I got to thinking after $40 got waved under my nose, with the cost of beer and all, would if be wrong to take the money? I’m a lot better when oiled up at the gift of gab to recruit new members to the church.


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Minnesota did it first.


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Only pagans would believe in such nonsense

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Guy has been unbelievable this season. Wish he could have played the whole season I would imagine he would have close to 70 points.

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Fantastic thread. You may have a new convert on your hands.

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More Perronha


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Believe my bruthas, believe

the power of perron compels you, the power of perron compels you

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Yes and my head spins round and round with delight.

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Blasphemers

There is only one true dangle god, DP57.

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There is only one true dangle god, DP57.
WRONG IT IS THOU THAT IS BLASPHEMOUS AGAINST THE SUPREME GOD OF US ALL THAT IS ALFIE!!! Praise Alfie and join the Church of Alfie in order to redeem yourself from this sinful thread.

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The goal against Nashville was nice and all but he caught klein so off balance it was like walking around an ant hill to get to rinne.

Lets see if the faith of Perron can make a splash in the playoffs. I heard he has some nasty confessions he hasnt confessed yet. he better do it before playoffs or The Almighty might not grant him such luck

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The guy certainly plays like a god whenever he steps on the ice with the Hawks. Now I know why.

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Perron is a beast, slick hands.

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