i got arrested in Quebec City and they didn't even cuff me, true story.
One time I was in Detroit and thought it would be fun to hop across the border to Windsor (wrong).
Crossing from Canada to USA...
American border guard: You're from North Carolina? Why are you here? A wedding, huh? Why are you trying to cross the border if the wedding is in Michigan? Sightseeing? So you're not here for a wedding? Who's meeting you in Canada? What's in your trunk? (etc, etc, etc)
Crossing from USA to Canada:
Canadian border guard: Do you have a driver's license? Oh, I'm sorry, this one's expired. Do you have another? No? Ok, have a nice day.
True story.
Edit: if I'd known that it would be such a hassle to drive, what with security and all, I'd have just slipped quietly onto a plane bound for Winnipeg. That's no more challenging than using my special techniques to get past the lower bowl ushers at PNC.
Last edited by tarheelhockey: 04-03-2012 at 01:19 AM.
If we're going to throw anything at anyone, I say we litter JR's box with printed comments about how much they miss North Carolina and loved playing for the Canes from Erik Cole, Ray Whitney, Andrew Ladd, Radim Vrbata, Matt Cullen and Dennis Seidenberg.
One time I was in Detroit and thought it would be fun to hop across the border to Windsor (wrong).
Crossing from Canada to USA...
American border guard: You're from North Carolina? Why are you here? A wedding, huh? Why are you trying to cross the border if the wedding is in Michigan? Sightseeing? So you're not here for a wedding? Who's meeting you in Canada? What's in your trunk? (etc, etc, etc)
Crossing from USA to Canada:
Canadian border guard: Do you have a driver's license? Oh, I'm sorry, this one's expired. Do you have another? No? Ok, have a nice day.
True story.
Edit: if I'd known that it would be such a hassle to drive, what with security and all, I'd have just slipped quietly onto a plane bound for Winnipeg. That's no more challenging than using my special techniques to get past the lower bowl ushers at PNC.
Try crossing at 2:00am, when it's cold and snowing. they don't even want to open the window and talk to you!
One time I was in Detroit and thought it would be fun to hop across the border to Windsor (wrong).
Crossing from Canada to USA...
American border guard: You're from North Carolina? Why are you here? A wedding, huh? Why are you trying to cross the border if the wedding is in Michigan? Sightseeing? So you're not here for a wedding? Who's meeting you in Canada? What's in your trunk? (etc, etc, etc)
Crossing from USA to Canada:
Canadian border guard: Do you have a driver's license? Oh, I'm sorry, this one's expired. Do you have another? No? Ok, have a nice day.
True story.
Edit: if I'd known that it would be such a hassle to drive, what with security and all, I'd have just slipped quietly onto a plane bound for Winnipeg. That's no more challenging than using my special techniques to get past the lower bowl ushers at PNC.
I can only conclude that you haven't watched any Canes games this season.
This commercial has been shown at least once during every single ******* commercial break, and has gone directly to the top of my **** list, along with that "This Town" song that got played after every single game last season.
I feel physically ill whenever I hear it.
Oh, I've seen that one... I forgot about that line, though. I typically mute the commercials, so I don't hear them much.
