Not many people know I owned the first radio in Springfield. Weren't much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A!" he'd say, then "B". "C" would usually follow
And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.
And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.
[Don't tell him you were at a bar! But what else is open at night?] It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Hi... ummm... let me have some of those porno magazines... large box of condoms... a couple of those panty shields [quickly] and some illegal fireworks [back to normal] and one of those disposable enemas. Ehhh... make it two.
Hi... ummm... let me have some of those porno magazines... large box of condoms... a couple of those panty shields [quickly] and some illegal fireworks [back to normal] and one of those disposable enemas. Ehhh... make it two.
I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, but count me out
I always likes the fact de Beaumarchais is only slightly shorter than Nahasapeemapetilon.
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Homer: Hmmm, Baby on Board. Baby on Board, something something Burt Ward... this thing writes itself!
"I have a question for Apu de Beaumarchais. Is it true that you are in fact a Hindu?"
"I swear by the many arms of Vishnu, that is a lie."
or
"I am the great god Ganesh. This wedding angers me!"
*in Hindi* "You are not Ganesh! Ganesh is graceful!"
"aaaah! Stop chasing Ganesh!"
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Sidewalk's for regular walkin', not fancy walkin'.
Smithers: So...instead of wounding an evil old man, I may have killed an innocent old man. That's much worse!
Krusty: About 50,000 volts worse, if you know what I mean! [makes electrocuting sound effects]
Smithers: So...instead of wounding an evil old man, I may have killed an innocent old man. That's much worse!
Krusty: About 50,000 volts worse, if you know what I mean! [makes electrocuting sound effects]
Chalmers: Oh, I have had it, I have had it with this school, Skinner! The low test scores.. class after class of ugly, ugly children! --
Skinner: Oh, now I really think the children's appearance
Chalmers: Seymour, you are in very, very big trouble.
*Catches Santa's Little Helper..
--Why, looking into this lovable mutt's eyes just melts my heart. Seymour, all is forgiven.
Willy: ahhh! Make way for Willy! I said "Make way for Willy," you bloated gasbag.
Chalmers: Seymour...You're fired!
Skinner: I'm sorry, did...did you just call me a liar?
Chalmers: No, I said you were fired.
Skinner: Oh...That's much worse.
One of the best delivered lines, possibly in the entire series, is when Superintendent Chalmers walks in on Skinner putting on makeup in the bathroom and just goes "...Ohhh my God..."
