Let's hear your best joke.

[Hutzler]

Got jokes? Let's hear them.

Keep it clean.

Go.

[KpopandHockey]

Post 95

[saskriders]

A man walked into a bar



ouch

[SoupyFIN]

A man and a shovel.

[LucilleAustero]

Originally Posted by saskriders

A man walked into a bar



ouch

This made me laugh more than it probably should have.

[sabresfan129103]

I've got one of the most amazing/disgusting dirty jokes you've ever heard. No way I could ever tell it here though.

[Gootie]

So a dyslexic man walks into a bra

[maroon 6]

Originally Posted by Hutzler

Got jokes? Let's hear them.

Keep it clean.

Go.

Knock Knock

[FinRuutu]

I have no good clean jokes.

[LatvianTwist]

I'd probably get banned if I posted them.

[FinHockey]

Yeah there's no way you can get anyones best joke without the poster getting banned.

[Le Tricolore]

Originally Posted by NotNamed

Knock Knock

whose there?

[FinHockey]

Originally Posted by NotNamed

Knock Knock

Come in.

[Flea90]

...I got nothin'.

[Epsilon]

Does anyone have a gas can handy?

[Matt Ryan]

What's the difference between bread and the sun?

One rises on the east, the other on the yeast.



What did one math book say to the other?

IDK about you, but I have a lot of problems.

[njdevscup30]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

[Sir Gary Oak]

Jokes are lame and mainstream

[Bocephus86]

What did the number 0 say to the number 8?




Nice Belt


There were two muffins cooking in the oven together. One muffin looked at the other muffin and said "It is hot in here!". The other muffin looked back and said "What the ****, a talking muffin?!"

[ArcataShark]

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen, in France???



Linoleum Blownapart

[JustGivingEr]

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted



Pretzels can also be interchanged with peanuts.

[LucilleAustero]

Oooh, I've got one.

What did the digital clock say to the momma clock?



"Look ma, no hands!!"

[Shrimper]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?





Because 7 was a rapist.

[Montag DP]

What do you call someone with no body and a nose?

Nobody knows.

[lyrrad]

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!" To which the grasshopper says "Really? You've got a drink named Steve?"