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04-14-2012, 06:16 AM
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only hang out with chicks, it's proven that being around females make your beard grow faster. Your buddies will have to get along without you for the next little while

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Shaving doesn't make a difference. When someone tells a story about how they started shaving every day at 16 and at 20 they had a full beard, it's not because of the shaving, it's because they got older. If they hadn't shaved they would have the same beard.


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My mustache doesn't connect to the beard making beard growing futile. Plus my girlfriend says she wouldn't like it...

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Can your dad grow one? Genetics play a big part. Time does also. So do hormones to an extent. Start working out.
my dad can't either. I need a gene transplant i think. How much do those cost?

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[B]My mustache doesn't connect to the beard making beard growing futile. Plus my girlfriend says she wouldn't like it...
My mustache doesn't connect to my beard (or almost) but I can still grow a decent beard and mustache and it looks good.A lot of people have differant areas where they have less facial hair , mainly genetics , but it doesn't mean it can't looks good.It doesn't really matter how your facial hair looks , there is no shame in letting them grow.Even if you don't have the greatest beard around , you should let them grow and be proud of what you are.Shaving for your girlfriend is big no-no.

I'll tell you what , you are a man and hairs happen to grow on your face , what's the ****ing problem that you have to shave them? The hate for masculinity is disgusting these days.If the facial hair annoys you then by all means shave it but never do it for somebody else.


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My mustache doesn't connect to the beard making beard growing futile. Plus my girlfriend says she wouldn't like it...
Girls don't like the beard on the inside of their thighs.

If you know what I mean.

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My mustache doesn't connect to my beard (or almost) but I can still grow a decent beard and mustache and it looks good.A lot of people have differant areas where they have less facial hair , mainly genetics , but it doesn't mean it can't looks good.It doesn't really matter how your facial hair looks , there is no shame in letting them grow.Even if you don't have the greatest beard around , you should let them grow and be proud of what you are.Shaving for your girlfriend is big no-no.

I'll tell you what , you are a man and hairs happen to grow on your face , what's the ****ing problem that you have to shave them? The hate for masculinity is disgusting these days.If the facial hair annoys you then by all means shave it but never do it for somebody else.
Yeah, I just look funny after like 2 days when it starts to really grow in.

For the second part, the power of vagina is very strong, what can I say? I'm lucky enough that my gf doesn't dislike the majority of the hair on my body. If I had to shave my legs, arms, chest, pubes, etc like some men do... It would be horrible. No man should have to do anything but trim those places.

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Girls don't like the beard on the inside of their thighs.

If you know what I mean.
Haha, so true.

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Girls don't like the beard on the inside of their thighs.

If you know what I mean.
Then your girls aren't flexible enough.

If you know what I mean.

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"And what's the crisis for Captain Hair?"

"NO MORE ROGAINE!"


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"NO MORE ROGAINE!"

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Girls don't like the beard on the inside of their thighs.

If you know what I mean.
Haven't run into this problem yet.

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Haven't run into this problem yet.
They keep turning you down eh.

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my dad can't either. I need a gene transplant i think. How much do those cost?
Tough luck then. But trust me, shaving every day for work is a pain in the ass. Consider yourself lucky.

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When I first realized I could grow decent facial hair, I had a goatee. Rocked it for a few years before going full beard. To this day, the area where I had the goatee is thicker than the rest of my beard. You can only tell when it's growing in or trimmed close, and nobody has ever said anything to me about it, but it annoys me.
Bro, everyone's goatee is thicker than the rest of the beard. That area grows faster for everyone. Go to any high school and kids will be walking around with goatees since it's the only thing they can grow because we all develop more facial hair in that region than everywhere else on the face.

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Haven't run into this problem yet.
I hope you realize that he means that girls don't like you having a beard when you perform oral sex on them...

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I hope you realize that he means that girls don't like you having a beard when you perform oral sex on them...
I heard they love 2-month beards and long nails.

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